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4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  1,4 Why Computers Must Be Female 4,1No one but their creator understands their internal logic. 1,4
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  1,8 Why Computers Must Be Female 8,1Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference. 1,8
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  1,9 Why Computers Must Be Female 9,1 Native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible. 1,9
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  1,10 Why Computers Must Be Female 10,1 "Bad command or filename" about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you." 1,10
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  8,6 Why Computers Must Be Female 6,8 As soon as you commit to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. 8,6
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  1,11 Why Computers Must Be Male 11,1 They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 1,11
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  5,4 Why Computers Must Be Male 4,5 A better model is always just around the corner. 5,4
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  3,8 Why Computers Must Be Male 8,3 They look nice and shiny until you bring them home. 3,8
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  9,14 Why Computers Must Be Male 14,9 It is always necessary to have a backup. 9,14
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  1,4 Why Computers Must Be Male 4,1 They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons. 1,4
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  5,7 Why Computers Must Be Male 7,5 The best part of having either one is the games you can play. 5,7
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  4,1 Why Computers Must Be Male 1,4 In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. 4,1
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  8,1 Why Computers Must Be Male 1,8 The lights are on but nobody's home. 8,1
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  9,1 Why Computers Must Be Male 1,9 Big power surges knock them out for the night. 9,1
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  10,1 Why Computers Must Be Male 1,10 Size does matter 10,1
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  1,4 Guy vs. Man 4,1 Guys....are not sure what they want to be doing later tonight. Men.....really know how to make you relax. 1,4
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  1,9 Guy vs. Man 9,1 Men.....read Crichton, watch Rather, play golf. Guys....read King, watch Seinfeld, play poker. 1,9
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  1,10 Guy vs. Man 10,1 Men.....make a lot of money before they are 30. Guys....make a lot of mistakes before they are 30. 1,10
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  8,6 Guy vs. Man 6,8 Men.....wear ties with stripes, shirts with buttons, and shoes with laces. Guys....wear high school T-shirts they've actually owned since high school. 8,6
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  1,11 Guy vs. Man 11,1 Men.....think perfume (yours) is a turn-on. Guys....think sweat (theirs) is a turn-on. 1,11
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  5,4 Guy vs. Man 4,5 Men.....balance their checkbooks. Guys....balance their loans so that they never hit up the same buddy-twice in a row. 5,4
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  3,8 Guy vs. Man 8,3 Men.....claim to be feminists but still insist on opening doors, driving and paying for dinner. Guys....claim to be feminists because they let YOU open doors, drive and pay for dinner. 3,8
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  9,14 Guy vs. Man 14,9 Men.....have an internist, a tailor and an accountant. Guys....have a barber, a bartender and a mechanic. 9,14
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  1,4 Guy vs. Man 4,1 Men.....are afraid of becoming their fathers. Guys....are afraid of becoming men. 1,4
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  5,7 Guy vs. Man 7,5 Men.....put you on the phone when their mothers call. Guys....pretend you're not there when their moms call. 5,7
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  4,1 Guy vs. Man 1,4 Men.....start their own businesses. Guys....quit their jobs. 4,1
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  8,1 Guy vs. Man 1,8 Men.....are experts on women's erogenous zones. Guys....are experts on their own most erogenous zone. 8,1
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  7,1 Guy vs. Man 1,7 Men.....order wine based on more than the price. Guys....bring their own beer. 7,1
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  1,4 Your Starship Captain might be a redneck if: 4,1 He paints flames and a NRA sticker on the warp nacelles 1,4
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  1,8 Your Starship Captain might be a redneck if: 8,1 You have a shuttle called "Billy Joe Bob" 1,8
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  1,9 Your Starship Captain might be a redneck if: 9,1 He refers to Klingons as "Critters" 1,9
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  1,10 Your Starship Captain might be a redneck if: 10,1 He refers to Photon Torpedoes as "Popguns" 1,10
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  8,6 Your Starship Captain might be a redneck if: 6,8 He has the sensor array repaired with a bent coathanger and aluminum foil 8,6
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  1,11 Your Starship Captain might be a redneck if: 11,1 He installs a set of bullhorns on the front of the saucer section 1,11
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  5,4 Your Starship Captain might be a redneck if: 4,5 He says "Got your ears on, good buddy" instead of "open hailing frequencies" 5,4
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  3,8 Your Starship Captain might be a redneck if: 8,3 He hangs fuzzy dice over the viewscreen 3,8
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  9,14 Your Starship Captain might be a redneck if: 14,9 He rewires his communicator into his belt buckle 9,14
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  1,4 Your Starship Captain might be a redneck if: 4,1 He keeps a six-pack under his command chair and a gun rack above it 1,4
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  5,7 Your Starship Captain might be a redneck if: 7,5 He says "Yee-Ha!" instead of "Engage" 5,7
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  7,1 Your Starship Captain might be a redneck if: 1,7 He has a hand-tooled holster for his phaser 7,1
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  8,12 Your Starship Captain might be a redneck if: 12,8 He insists on calling his executive officer "Bubba" 8,12
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  9,14 Your Starship Captain might be a redneck if: 14,9 He sets the fore viewscreen to reruns of "Bassmaster" 9,14
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  12,8 Your Starship Captain might be a redneck if: 8,12 He programs the food replicator for beer, ribs, and turnip greens 12,8
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  1,4 Your Starship Captain might be a redneck if: 4,1 He paints the starship John Deere green 1,4
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  1,8 Your Starship Captain might be a redneck if: 8,1 He refers to a Pulsar as a "Blue Light Special" 1,8
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  1,9 Your Starship Captain might be a redneck if: 9,1 He refers to the Mutara Nebula as a "swamp" 1,9
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  1,10 Your Starship Captain might be a redneck if: 10,1 His moonshine is stronger than Romulan Ale 1,10
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  8,6 Your Starship Captain might be a redneck if: 6,8 He sings "Lucille" instead of "Kathleen" 8,6
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  1,11 Your Starship Captain might be a redneck if: 11,1 His idea of dress uniform is CLEAN bib overalls 1,11
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  5,4 Your Starship Captain might be a redneck if: 4,5 He wears mirrored shades on the Bridge 5,4
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  3,8 Your Starship Captain might be a redneck if: 8,3 His idea of a "gas giant" is that big ol' XO Bubba after a meal of beans and weenies 3,8
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  1,4 Your Starship Captain might be a redneck if: 4,1 He sets phaser to "Cajun" 1,4
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  5,7 Republicans vs. Democrats 7,5 Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned somewhere. Republicans form censorship committees and read them as a group. 5,7
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  7,1 Republicans vs. Democrats 1,7 Democrats give their worn out clothes to those less fortunate. Republicans wear theirs. 7,1
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  8,12 Republicans vs. Democrats 12,8 Democrats name their children after currently popular sports figures, politicians, and entertainers. Republican children are named after their parents or grandparents, according to where the money is. 8,12
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  9,14 Republicans vs. Democrats 14,9 Republicans tend to keep their shades drawn, although there is seldom any reason why they should. Democrats ought to, but don't. 9,14
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  12,8 Republicans vs. Democrats 8,12 Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel that they're entitled to a little fun first. 12,8
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  1,4 Republicans vs. Democrats 4,1 Democrats make plans and then do something else. Republicans follow the plans their grandfathers made. 1,4
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  9,1 Republicans vs. Democrats 1,9 Republicans sleep in twin beds--some even in separate rooms. That is why there are more Democrats. 9,1
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  4,5 Reasons Why Teddy Bears are Better than Women 5,4 You can sleep with them all you want and not have to worry about getting them pregnant. 4,5
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  12,15 Reasons Why Teddy Bears are Better than Women 15,12 You don't need a touchy-feely manual ("Women are from Mars, Men are From Venus" etc) to understand each other. 12,15
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  4,1 Reasons Why Teddy Bears are Better than Women 1,4 When you've screwed up and made a fool of yourself, a teddy bear will never say "I told you so". 4,1
