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4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  4,1 1liner 1,4 Hackers: We're explorers, not criminals 4,1
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  14,9 1liner 9,14 In the realm of the blind, the one-eyed man is king 14,9
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  1,4 1liner 4,1 When men talk sex to women, its sexual harassment but when women talk sex to men it's 3.95 per minute 1,4
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  8,1 1liner 1,8 Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. 8,1
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  4,2 1liner 2,4 Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder... 4,2
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  1,10 1liner 10,1 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't. 1,10
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  4,2 1liner 2,4 Why is "abbreviation" such a long word? 4,2
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  14,9 1liner 9,14 Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice. 14,9
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  8,1 1liner 1,8 ..Every morning is the dawn of a new error... 8,1
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  1,10 1liner 10,1 A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee. 1,10
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  1,10 1liner 10,1 For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. 1,10
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  4,5 1liner 5,4 I can see clearly now, the brain is gone... 4,5
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  1,4 1liner 4,1 The beatings will continue until morale improves. 1,4
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  12,15 1liner 15,12 I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead. 12,15
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  8,1 1liner 1,8 Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay. 8,1
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  4,1 1liner 1,4 Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. 4,1
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  4,1 1liner 1,4 Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. 4,1
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  1,10 1liner 10,1 There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full. 1,10
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  8,1 1liner 1,8 I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode. 8,1
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  10,1 1liner 1,10 Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 10,1
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  14,9 1liner 9,14 A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking. 14,9
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  12,15 1liner 15,12 I don't have a solution but I admire the problem. 12,15
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  10,1 1liner 1,10 Don't be so open-minded your brains might fall out. 10,1
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  8,1 1liner 1,8 If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished! 8,1
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  4,2 1liner 2,4 Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock. 4,2
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  4,1 1liner 1,4 Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your way. 4,1
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  10,1 1liner 1,10 If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? 10,1
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  1,10 1liner 10,1 If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me. 1,10
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  8,1 1liner 1,8 If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms. 8,1
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  8,1 1liner 1,8 Don't look back, they might be gaining on you. 8,1
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  8,1 1liner 1,8 It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere. 8,1
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  10,1 1liner 1,10 Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply. 10,1
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  6,8 1liner 8,6 Look out for #1. Don't step in #2 either. 6,8
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  12,15 1liner 15,12 Budget: A method for going broke methodically. 12,15
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  1,4 1liner 4,1 Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it. 1,4
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  10,1 1liner 1,10 Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark. 10,1
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  8,1 1liner 1,8 Do witches run spell checkers? 8,1
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  4,1 1liner 1,4 Demons are a Ghouls best Friend. 4,1
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  1,10 1liner 10,1 Copywight 1994 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved. 1,10
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  8,1 1liner 1,8 Dain bramaged. 8,1
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  6,8 1liner 8,6 Department of Redundancy Department 6,8
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  12,15 1liner 15,12 Headline: Bear takes over Disneyland in Pooh D'Etat! 12,15
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  14,9 1liner 9,14 What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull. 14,9
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  8,1 1liner 1,8 Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. 8,1
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  4,1 1liner 1,4 COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key 4,1
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  12,15 1liner 15,12 Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster. 12,15
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  4,1 1liner 1,4 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2. 4,1
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  4,1 1liner 1,4 Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes. 4,1
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  1,4 1liner 4,1 Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are. 1,4
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  14,9 1liner 9,14 My software never has bugs. It just develops random features. 14,9
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  14,9 1liner 9,14 C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL 14,9
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  1,4 1liner 4,1 C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN 1,4
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  10,1 1liner 1,10 <-------- The information went data way -------- 10,1
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  8,1 1liner 1,8 Best file compression around: "DEL *.*" = 100% compression 8,1
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  4,2 1liner 2,4 The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in. 4,2
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  1,4 1liner 4,1 BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding 1,4
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  6,8 1liner 8,6 The name is Baud......, James Baud. 6,8
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  14,9 1liner 9,14 BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go! 14,9
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  6,8 1liner 8,6 Access denied--nah nah na nah nah! 6,8
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  12,15 1liner 15,12 C:\ Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner. 12,15
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  10,1 1liner 1,10 Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay.. 10,1
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  4,5 1liner 5,4 Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!" 4,5
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  6,8 1liner 8,6 As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing. 6,8
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  4,2 1liner 2,4 Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope) 4,2
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  12,15 1liner 15,12 Backups? We don' *NEED* no steenking backups. 12,15
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  10,1 1liner 1,10 E Pluribus Modem 10,1
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  4,2 1liner 2,4 .. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) 4,2
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  6,8 1liner 8,6 Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny 6,8
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  1,4 1liner 4,1 A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available. 1,4
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  1,10 1liner 10,1 An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting. 1,10
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  8,1 1liner 1,8 CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)? 8,1
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  12,15 1liner 15,12 Does fuzzy logic tickle? 12,15
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  10,1 1liner 1,10 A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord. 10,1
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  4,5 1liner 5,4 11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium. 4,5
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  14,9 1liner 9,14 24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence? 14,9
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  14,9 1liner 9,14 Disinformation is not as good as datinformation. 14,9
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  6,8 1liner 8,6 Windows: Just another pane in the glass. 6,8
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  10,1 1liner 1,10 SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . . 10,1
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  10,1 1liner 1,10 Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk? 10,1
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  14,9 1liner 9,14 Ultimate office automation: networked coffee. 14,9
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  4,5 1liner 5,4 RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure. 4,5
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  10,1 1liner 1,10 Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS... 10,1
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  4,2 1liner 2,4 All computers wait at the same speed. 4,2
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  1,10 1liner 10,1 DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors. 1,10
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  6,8 1liner 8,6 Press -- to continue ... 6,8
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  12,15 1liner 15,12 Smash forehead on keyboard to continue..... 12,15
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  4,5 1liner 5,4 Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue... 4,5
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  1,10 1liner 10,1 ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI! 1,10
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  8,1 1liner 1,8 E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage. 8,1
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  1,10 1liner 10,1 Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!! 1,10
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  4,1 1liner 1,4 All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound? 4,1
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  4,5 1liner 5,4 Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. 4,5
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  10,1 1liner 1,10 "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981 10,1
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  10,1 1liner 1,10 DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS 10,1
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  14,9 1liner 9,14 Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS 14,9
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  1,10 1liner 10,1 Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE! 1,10
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  12,15 1liner 15,12 Press any key to continue or any other key to quit... 12,15
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  4,5 1liner 5,4 Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven. 4,5
4,15 S2p5R 7J3o12k1e13B4o5x  4,5 1liner 5,4 Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand." 4,5
