First, a little story behind this. SuperBowl XXXIII, I made a bet with Mark. Should the Denver Broncos defeat the Atlanta Falcons by 11 or more points, I would be a subject of humiliation and his personal slave for one hour. (If he didn't win, than I would have won, and he would be subjected to the same.) We would enter a chatroom for a minimum of 1 hour, and take the just desserts. As you will soon notice, many of my posts were not by my own will. 34-19, Broncos
Oh, the humilation!!!!!!
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Yzerwoman -- this is NOT FUNNY............... Yzerwoman -- Mark is SO EVIL.... Yzerwoman -- Hi Sexy Dave Fangeroo -- Oh.. that's you... I didn't update your profile... great.. now I'm gonna have 3 directories of the same person. He's AWESOME... what? marquee -- hi guys Yzerwoman -- Grrrrrrr.............. YOU ARE SO MEAN!!!!!!!! Fangeroo -- Mood swings??? Yzerwoman -- YOU SO SUCK................... This is going tobe the LONGEST hour in my life... Yzerwoman -- Mark is awesome. Fangeroo -- Beats me... I think Nelly is finally going ins... hehehehe!!!!! Yzerwoman -- NOOOOOOOOOO....... Fangeroo -- Is he really?? HOW awesome is he???? Yzerwoman -- MARK......... I'm going to....... ARGH........ Yzerwoman -- Alaina, did I ever tell you how awesome mark is? Yzerwoman -- AGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! marquee -- why thank you nelly!! Jewelweed -- what??? Animal Fun! Jewelweed -- what's nelly gonna do? marquee -- err.. .i dunno.... lets wait and see.... Yzerwoman -- i am a monkey Yzerwoman -- I REALLY REALLY HATE THIS Fangeroo -- hahahaha! marquee -- are you a monkey? Yzerwoman -- yes Yzerwoman -- D- I can kill you right now. Fangeroo -- A monkey???? Awww... can you act like one too? Yzerwoman -- ................ Yzerwoman -- HOW DARE YOU TREAT ME THIS WAY. Yzerwoman -- i am now a bear. bears are my favorite animals Fangeroo -- HAHAHAHA!!!! marquee -- i like bears too nelly Yzerwoman -- MOO! guess what animal i am now... Fangeroo -- HAHAHAHA.... Yzerwoman -- only 50 more minutes... Yzerwoman -- oink oink.. ah.. back to my normal self marquee -- hehehe Yzerwoman -- I wouldn't even do this!!!!!!! Fangeroo -- this is funny! Yzerwoman -- WELL, THIS ISN'T FUNNY FOR ME!!!!!!! marquee -- wait.. dave's gonna enjoy this one..... Yzerwoman -- hey cindy, i think dave is so handsome Synthesis -- oh really? Yzerwoman -- alaina, you are such a sweet person.... i wish i could be like you Jewelweed -- awwwww Yzerwoman -- MARK-- YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY!!!!! marquee -- ok.. i'll lay back a bit.. lets talk about something normal for a bit.. agree nelly? Yzerwoman -- M- yes, totally. marquee -- N- pick a topic :) Yzerwoman -- HOCKEY!!!!! marquee -- so.. whats your favorite team? Yzerwoman -- "penguins, cuz thats what i look like" Fangeroo -- HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Yzerwoman -- my page is better than all of yours put together. Yzerwoman -- actually, i was just kidding about the webpage stuff.. mark's is the best of course Yzerwoman -- HMPH marquee -- N- thanks! you are so kind... Jewelweed -- they're trying to influence my choice in dorms Jewelweed -- they're telling me that i do'nt want to live in a quad (4 person w/ 4 bedroom) Yzerwoman -- M- you will RUE this day............ I'm going to get you....... marquee -- N- i'll watch out, thank you :) Yzerwoman -- A- do they still want you in a single? marquee -- D- hey.. you paying attention? Synthesis -- N- in Mccormick right now... the big tower that sticks out of busch Yzerwoman -- ARGH....... MARK MADE ME WRITE THIS: I wouldnt mind sharing a single with dave... Fangeroo -- ehhhhh.... Synthesis -- ummmm....wha? Yzerwoman -- ANYTHING I WRITE IN BLACK IS NOT ON MY OWN WILL. Yzerwoman -- ANYTHING I WRITE IN UNDERLINED IS NOT ON MY OWN WILL Fangeroo -- Hey mark... she can't do that can she? marquee -- i can always change that..... Yzerwoman -- ANYTHING I WRITE IN UNDERLINED IS NOT ON MY OWN WILL Yzerwoman -- M- Grrrrr...... I REALLY REALLY hate this. Yzerwoman -- You guys are enjoying this, aren't you? marquee -- N- can you sing? Yzerwoman -- just 35 more mintes... marquee -- nelly, i command you to stay until everyone leaves... Yzerwoman -- M- TOO BAD..... I have an essay to do. Yzerwoman -- I can sing, everyone can, but I dunno if you want to hear me. marquee -- N- sing ... rudolph the red nosed reindeer Fangeroo -- hahaha!!! marquee -- insubordination? we cant have that happening..... Yzerwoman -- M- I am sorry master marquee -- :) Fangeroo -- hahahaha Yzerwoman -- you know dasher and dancer, donner and ...... uhhhh.... I forgot the rest of the reindeer. Yzerwoman -- dixen.... uhhh. Yzerwoman -- Rudolf the Red-nosed reindeer Yzerwoman -- had a very shiny nose ... Yzerwoman -- please...... IGNORE ME!!!!!!!! Yzerwoman -- IGNORE ME Fangeroo -- actually.. I won't. =) marquee -- yeah. why should we ignore you? Fangeroo -- Mark... want some help in putting this on your webpage??? marquee -- hehehe.. wouldnt that be interesting.... Yzerwoman -- WHATEVER I DID TO DESERVE THIS, I AM SORRY!!!!!!!! Yzerwoman -- WHAT?!?!??!?! Yzerwoman -- Grrrrr..... Fangeroo -- hey... I'll prepare the HTML for ya... you can just upload it to your page and link it. Fangeroo -- sure... Yzerwoman -- ............ marquee -- really? you'll write it for me? :) marquee -- awesome... Yzerwoman -- I HATE BEING A SLAVE Yzerwoman -- just 27 more minutes Yzerwoman -- I love it when he beats me tho Yzerwoman -- I HATE LOSING marquee -- oh boy.. that was almost indecent :) marquee -- hey... nelly, you have a message... Yzerwoman -- Mark is so handsome Yzerwoman -- (i have no idea what mark looks like for one thing) Yzerwoman -- I dream about him all the time. Yzerwoman -- (yeah, I dream of kicking his ass) Yzerwoman -- just 22 more minutes In Love with Leo?? Fangeroo -- just listen to what Nelly says next Yzerwoman -- I cried when I saw titanic because Leonardo Dicapprio was my secret crush Synthesis -- hehe Yzerwoman -- NOOOOOOO Yzerwoman -- NOOOOOOOO Yzerwoman -- THAT WAS BEYOND MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!! Fangeroo -- hehehehehe!!!!!! this is funny!!! Jewelweed -- yes, n revealed her love for dicaprio Yzerwoman -- I sing the Titanic song everynight in hopes that Leo isn't REALLY dead Fangeroo -- hahahahahaha!!!!! Yzerwoman -- *burries face in hands* Yzerwoman -- i can just DIE Yzerwoman -- 18 more minutes Yzerwoman -- I have a stuffed Leo doll that I hold when I go to sleep because he's dreamy, but not as dreamy as Mark Fangeroo -- hahahaha!!! marquee -- really? wow, now we're really getting into deep secrets.... Yzerwoman -- THIS IS ENOUGH marquee -- not yet nelly... Yzerwoman -- HMPH Jewelweed -- hahahahahahah marquee -- seeing as you are my SLAVE... i feel the need to find out about your past... Synthesis -- , lol Yzerwoman -- ..........?! marquee -- lets see... do you have a crush on anyone now? Yzerwoman -- now? heh.................. like I'm going to say. Yzerwoman -- Leo. :oP marquee -- remember, you must tell the truth, its a command.... Yzerwoman -- NO WAY Yzerwoman -- I'll give you a hint, he may or may not be in this room. :oP Yzerwoman -- NOOOOOOOOOOO. Yzerwoman -- THIS IS CRUEL Yzerwoman -- actually, i kinda have a crush on you mark marquee -- wow..... Fangeroo -- hehehehehehe!!! Yzerwoman -- 9 more minutes Yzerwoman -- i can do this marquee -- nelly? i command you to stay longer... marquee -- :) Yzerwoman -- 10 minutes than Yzerwoman -- eric is so handsome too (probably handsomer than mark anyways) Yzerwoman -- DON'T YOU GUYS HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO IN YOUR LIFE?1??!?! marquee -- you're telling us this? Yzerwoman -- mark is the best person ever to have walked on the face of the earth (but he'll be crawling soon if he keeps this up) Yzerwoman -- crawling the way i crawl to mark every night Yzerwoman -- AGH! Yzerwoman -- this is so cruel marquee -- i sure hope she includes more stuff in parentheses, gives me ideas :) Yzerwoman -- I'm afraid that my face will not compare to Mark's awesomeness..., that's why I'm sooo shy around him... he's soo dreamy that I'm afraid of disappointing him (disappoint him indeed when he realizes that this whole thing is a hoax, I manipulated him into manipulating me!) Yzerwoman -- I love it when such a superior man takes control of my life (this has never happened before, so how am I supposed to compare?) Fangeroo -- hahahaha! Yzerwoman -- MARK!!!! YOU WILL DEPLORE THIS DAY.... marquee -- maybe i will, but i'll enjoy it while i can :) Yzerwoman -- Yes, Mark has no equal, no one on earth can compete with his greatness (yeah, he ranks amongst me) Yzerwoman -- YES!!!!!! Yzerwoman -- THE HOUR IS UP!!!!!!!! Yzerwoman -- BYE!!!! Fangeroo -- what???? marquee -- no, you cant leave Yzerwoman -- BYE!!!!!!!! marquee -- you're not allowed to... Yzerwoman -- BYE!!! marquee -- aww.. well, it was fun.... Yzerwoman -- grrr..... Yzerwoman -- AH! I can go???? hehe! thanks "master!" marquee -- yeah, well, even if u dont, i wont make anymore requests :) Synthesis -- heheh,, bye nelly...nice meeting you... Yzerwoman -- no wait....... i said I would stay on an extra 20 minutes....... HMPH....... marquee -- say.... i COULD let you go now..... Yzerwoman -- so let me. marquee -- but.. i need a reason to.. convince me in less the 15 words Yzerwoman -- becasue you want me to. I've been doing such a fine and loyal servant that I deserve a break Fangeroo -- oops.. she loses... marquee -- eh.. i'll give you a second chance at that.... Yzerwoman -- BECAUSE I AM ..... AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME. Fangeroo -- hmm... pretty effective answer... marquee -- i think the master deserves an apology... Yzerwoman -- HEY CINDY......... TAKE MARK AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fangeroo -- what Nelly.. you can't stop holding on to him??? hehehehehe! Yzerwoman -- F(_)CK! marquee -- dave, i'm gonna sell you nelly for.. 5 cents, to be paid on march 21st ok? marquee -- you can have her now Fangeroo -- cool.... you got a deal! Yzerwoman -- sell me off to who? marquee -- to dave... you've been a good slave, but i have no more need for you :) Yzerwoman -- no wait... Yzerwoman -- 14 more minutes. Yzerwoman -- You know what? I'm tempted to PROVE that I can handle all of this cr@p I've been getting.... I might just stay..... marquee -- oh.. i think she likes it dave.... Fangeroo -- hehehehehe.... lol mark! Yzerwoman -- NO WAIT...... I DON'T LIKE IT...... but it's a good test on my temper and willpower. Fangeroo -- hehehehehe.... lol mark! Yzerwoman -- at least he's notmaking me say stupid things now. Fangeroo -- dARN!!!! Nelson's on.. he missed it ALL!!!! Yzerwoman -- you guys are horrid.......... Yzerwoman -- Heh....... Nelson..... marquee -- hey, invite nelson, i have a couple more minutes left.... Yzerwoman -- NO! I can't stand that guy marquee -- get nelson quick!!!!!! marquee -- oh boy... get ready for the final onslaught Yzerwoman -- onslaught? I'LL ONSLAUGHT YOU!!!!!!!! marquee -- hehehe... Nelson's Tribute Synthesis -- oh there he is... hi nelson! marquee -- hi nelson Yzerwoman -- Mark..... you little piece of SH!T! Yzerwoman -- NELSON!! i missed you!! Yzerwoman -- I'm gonna KICK YOUR ASS SO HARD THAT YOUR PARENTS WILL FEEL IT. Fangeroo -- Nelson.. aren't you happy that Nelly missed you?? Yzerwoman -- NO CENSORING...... I WANT YOU GUYS TO BLOCK ME Yzerwoman -- hey nelson, i hear you are good at violin, will you serenade me some time? marquee -- hehehe.... Yzerwoman -- BLOCK ME!!!!!! Yzerwoman -- >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>BLOCK ME<<<<<<<<<<<< Yzerwoman -- ########BLOCK ME######## Yzerwoman -- (((((((((BLOCK ME)))))))) Yzerwoman -- ++++++++BLOCK ME++++++ Yzerwoman -- =======BLOCK ME======== Yzerwoman -- Nelson is such a handsome guy... just his ICQ presence gives me shivers. Fangeroo -- hahaha! Yzerwoman -- :::::::::::::BLOCK ME::::::::::: Yzerwoman -- [[[[[[[[[[[[[[BLOCK ME]]]]]]]]]]] Yzerwoman -- Nelson.. I'm sooo sorry for making you mad last time... it was my ditsy temper taking over again.. pleaaaaaaaaase forgive me, I'll be obiedient to you. Yzerwoman -- this HAS to be a conspiracy Yzerwoman -- MARK-- YOU WILL REPENT THIS DAY!!! Yzerwoman -- I saw your senior pic, you shoulda told me how great you look. (yeah right.... whatevez) Yzerwoman -- I just wish that I could be as cool as you Nelson, I'm just your lonely girl looking for a stud like you (you have no idea how untrue that is) Fangeroo -- hahahahaha!!!! fun fun! Yzerwoman -- THIS IS NOT FUN Yzerwoman -- Nelson is so quiet, I love the strong silent type. Fangeroo -- *grin* marquee -- i cant wait to see what nelly has in store for me :P Yzerwoman -- heh, what's next? make me hit on all 3 of you guys at once?!?!??! marquee -- what else? you want US to hit on you? Yzerwoman -- ........................................... you guys suck Yzerwoman -- actually.. I really do want to hit on ALL you guys, but you're all too studly to choose... I'm just too lowly to have the right to make sure a judgement on such awesome creatures... Yzerwoman -- ................................... Fangeroo -- awwww... thank you. =) Yzerwoman -- I can't beleive this Yzerwoman -- ONE MORE MINUTE!!!!! Yzerwoman -- as far as I am concerned, this is just one BAD BAD dream Fangeroo -- well... tomorrow we'll remind you that it's real. =) Yzerwoman -- and only 2 more months before i can see the great, awesome, incomparable Mark in person (2 months........... I can wait..... I don't WANNA SEE HIM!) Yzerwoman -- YES!!! Yzerwoman -- YES! Yzerwoman -- YES!!! Yzerwoman -- I'm DONE!!!!! Yzerwoman -- *crushes mark* marquee -- well nelly.. i had to say that was fun :) Yzerwoman -- *crushes marks head with a bat* Synthesis -- hehehe, Fangeroo -- don'cha think it was fun? Yzerwoman -- *smashes dave's head with an anvil* Nelster� -- oh well...anyone watch the super bowl? marquee -- yup... but dont mention super bowl nelson, nelly might get mad Yzerwoman -- NO SUPERBOWll...... SHUT UP ABOUT IT!!!!!!!! marquee -- see? Yzerwoman -- *stabs Nelson* [Back Home][About Me][Sign Guestbook][View Guestbook]
First, a little story behind this. SuperBowl XXXIII, I made a bet with Mark. Should the Denver Broncos defeat the Atlanta Falcons by 11 or more points, I would be a subject of humiliation and his personal slave for one hour. (If he didn't win, than I would have won, and he would be subjected to the same.) We would enter a chatroom for a minimum of 1 hour, and take the just desserts. As you will soon notice, many of my posts were not by my own will.
marquee -- ok.. i'll lay back a bit.. lets talk about something normal for a bit.. agree nelly?
marquee -- N- can you sing?
In Love with Leo??