Christmas Questions & Answers
Q: Why was the White House Christmas
Pageant cancelled?
A: They couldn't find 3 wise men and
a virgin.
Q: Why does Santa have such a big sack?
A: Cos he only comes once a year.
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic devil
worshipper?
A: He sold his soul to Santa.
Q: Did you hear about the transvestite
at the Christmas party?
A: He wanted to eat, drink, and be Mary.
Q: Why does Santa wear red underwear?
A: He's a man--he did all his laundry
in one load.
Q: Why are women's breasts like a train
set a kid gets at Christmas time?
A: Because they were originally made
for children but the father wants to play with them.
Q: Why doesn't Santa have any children
?
A: Because he only comes once a year,
and when he does, it's down the chimney.
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day
at the office ?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy
with the suit gets all the credit.
Q: Why did the snowman have a smile
on his face ?
A: Because the snowblower was coming
down the block.
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