1) Purchased his black leather boots from
"Frederick's of Hollywood"
2) Some of his elves are undocumented
aliens
3) His rosey cheeks caused by all night
egg nog binge
4) Frequently exchanges gunfire with
New Yorkers when landing on their rooftop
5) Likes to taunt raindeer by constantly
telling Mrs. Claus, "You know honey, tonight I'd like some venison burgers"
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