Three men die in a car accident.They all find themselves
at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven.On entering they
must present something Christmassy.

The first man searches his pocket, and finds some mistltoe,
so he is allowed in.

The second man presents a cracker , so he is also allowed in.

The third man pulls out a pair of panties.

Confused at this last gesture , the angel asks "how do these represent Christmas?"

Answer "they're Carol's."

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