Simple minds dreamed up this stuff
I put here for you
Bad Kitty Haikus
Enter here at your own risk!
Poets run amok!
One leg in the air
Shammi cleans up gingerly
Oh the aftertaste!
Shammi crouches down
I wiggle a fingertip
Her pupils grow wide
My tag says "Shammi"
That ape looks at me funny
I'm a cool black cat
Cat Fancy Web Page
Meowmies(and dads) converse
PANDEMONIUM!
The litterbox reeks
Even the cat won't enter
Mining kitty gems!
As I leave for work
Shammi meets me at the door
Hugs, Purrs, then I go
Rubbing sleep from eyes
I stiffly walk down our hall
Squish! Another furball
It's time to make lunch
As soon as I start cooking
Cat congregation!
I bite into lunch
Shammi's eyes lock onto mine
Hypnotized, I share
Great unblinking eyes
of liquid gold see through me
I look back, and blink
By Shammi's Dad
I kiss the kitty
Such a lovely little guy
Yuck! Fur in the mouth
I go to the store
And lug home kitty litter
My back hurts all week
Cat explores bathroom
Drags out feminine products
Guests are horrified
Kitty eats the mouse
But leaves behind squishy guts
For me to step on
My kitty sneezes
Concern! Fear! Panic! Phone call
My vet owns a 'Vette
In honor of Tabby Tommy, the cat who stalked, killed and ate a box of Twinkies and then smelled up my house with his awful gas:
Twinkie Stinky cat
Ate a whole box of Twinkies
No he has no friends
Cat in litterbox
Diarrhea lasts all day
And so does that smell
This one dedicated to VikiKat (aka 'The Streak')
Go in hoomans room
Pee on rug - defiant look
Now I get noticed
Young birdies in nest
Look mighty tasty to me
Drool on windowsill
Use the litterbox
Should I cover the cat poop?
Naw, perfume the air
Walk on telephone
Oops, dialed long distance to France
Phone bill will be huge
Sharpen claws on rug
Bad Kitty! No! Very Bad!
Back to clawing rug
by Crabby Tabby
