Let me tell you this has not been my day. This morning I woke up in:

• my clothes
• my closet
• the litterbox
• my clothes in the litterbox

I went for my coffee and stepped in:

• cat barf (wouldn't you know it!)
• poopie
• a fur ball
• the sink (how did that get there?)

For breakfast, I burned:

• the toast
• the cereal
• the plate
• my behind

Next, I couldn't get the car started because:

• the rubber band broke
• the hamsters escaped
• the battery was flat
• the glove compartment was out of gloves

So, I decided to stay at home with:

• my cats
• my mother-in-law
• the litterbox
• the hamsters (?!)

By the way, you will never guess what I found in the litterbox it was:

• special
• frightening (and I'll never feed the cats that again!)
• big, I mean BIG!

So, now here I am stuck with the litterbox and my scoop:

• pooped
• broke
• needs therapy after THAT trauma

But it isn't alone, because now I have a bad case of:

• the blues
• the greens
• the heebie jeebies
• the runs

So, I think I'll go back to bed and try to forget about:

• THAT trauma
• the hamsters (?!)
• that amazing thing I found in the litterbox!

So, if you don't hear from me, you will know I:

• am being held hostage by the cats (for tuna, of course)
• am being held hostage by the hamsters (?!)
• am afraid to go near the litterbox!
• am attempting to comfort the scoop

Thanks for letting me get that off:

• my chest
• where I am supposed to have a chest
• my mind
• where I am supposed to have a mind