Last weeks caption contest results!
Here are my infamous toe monsters again...Artemis' head is on the left, Argenteus is on the right!
We had a tie this week!
Hey! Whadda mean my butt's too big to fit? If you'd suck in that blimp you call a stomach, I'd fit fine! (caption sent in by Renae)
I have not gained weight! So get that look off your face and just move over! (caption sent in by DianneH)
Here is Argenteus under the doormat, Sassafras looks on from the side!
Mommie says I am a toe monster, toes goes on foots, foots go on mat, I gonna gets a lot of toes! (caption sent in by Tracy (the Elder))
Here is Tux, companion of Jo
Yes, Sir, I am here to pick up your daughter for our first date. Yes, Sir I will have her back by midnight. Yes, Sir I know how to behave. Yes, sir I know what will happen if I don't, Yes, sir......(caption sent in by ShirleyBo, this is one of my most favorite captions since the contest started, Love it ShirleyBo!)
Here are my toe monsters, Artemis on the right and Argentues on the left!
Did you remember to put the human out for the night? (caption sent in by Ellen)
Meet Nortie and Gulliver companion of MA.
I can't find a Large Dog in this box anywhere. They call this truth in adverstising? (caption sent in by Shadow)
Here is Princess Hope, companion of Hope's Mom
Yess, Master. The humans have no idea we control their world. In spite of their stupidity, I'm sure their evolution to higher lifeform is possible....with patience. Oh quick, I hear a human coming. Quick, pretend to be a lion....(caption sent in by Renae)
Meet Binkley, companion of Shelley
You want to brush your teeth NOW?!?! (caption sent in by Bogey's Mom)
I have to put in an honorary mention here, I thought this was hilarious!
Ever get that sinking feeling? (caption sent in by Diane Pollock)
Meet Cappy, companion of KarenH.
Okay, okay. YOU know it's not a jungle, and I know it's not a jungle, but I can PRETEND it's a jungle, right? (caption sent in by DianneH)
This is Jacob, companion of VikiKat!
Oh, boy! No more all night catnip parties for me! When will the room stop spinning? (caption sent in by Lia)
This is Jasmine, companion of ToriJasmine!
I'm Henry the eighth I am. Henry the eighth I am I am. I got married to the widow next door. She's been married 7 times before & every time was a Henry. She wouldn't marry a Willy or a Sam. I'm the eighth old man I'm Henry. Henry the eighth I am. (caption sent in by Francis)
Meet Twig, companion of Cecilia
Okay! Got my pillow... Got my head rest... Got my brush... tap.. tap... tap... tap... Oh Meowmie! I'm waiiiiting! (caption sent in by DianneH)
Meet Shroomie!
A three way tie!
HA!!! What did mommie think? That I wouldn't be able to get to her clean laundry in here...that that oversized amphibian would scare ME off?!?! (caption sent in by Bogey's mom)
Lowly peasant, His Royal Highness Schroomie does not enjoy being disturbed! (caption sent in by Granny)
Hey get out of here this is my hiding spot! Go find your own! (caption sent in by Christina German)
This is Sassafras and Shroomie!
I have to make sure I don't gobble or drool or he'll never take me on a date again! (caption sent in by Lia)
This is Tarly, companion of Renae
*ahem* Waiter! Another catnip tea please. And don't forget the mousie this time! (caption sent in by Kristy)
Hey! Who threw away this perfectly good cat? (caption sent in by Renae)
"I'm a cat. Get it? A cat. C-A-T. Cat's do NOT bird-sit! *SIGH* What I have to do around here to get a little catnip......." (caption sent in by Sharon)
Happy Valentine's Day from Callie and cat slave's cat house!
We had another tie!
If he does this EVERY day, I may just keep him! (caption sent in by Donna B.)
Only MY presence completes this romantic ensemble! (caption sent in by Bogey's Mom)
T'kkarra, companion of Renae
'Hmmm. A scratching post with a radical yet refreshing contemporary sculpt...(T'kkarra discovers her destiny as an art critic)...(caption sent in by Bogey's mom)
We have another Honorary Mention this week, for the following caption!
I didn't do anything wrong but I'm about to be framed!!! (caption sent in by Mrs. Penguin's Hubby!)
Here is Callie, companion of Hilde
We had a tie this week!
Mares eat oats, and does eat oats, and kitties hide in ivy....(caption sent in by Mikey's Mom)
From high atop Mount Entertainment Center, the ledgendary Callie-cat (rarely glimpsed in the wild) surveys her territory (caption sent in by Noofies)
Toe to Toe Toe Monsters!
Argenteus is on the left, Artemis is on the right.
"OK, if we stay togther like this she won't be able to tell us apart at first glance to know who knocked over the flowerpot!" (caption sent in by CatKing)
This is Callie, companion of Hilde
Where's my cat dish? I saw it go in! (caption sent in by Pat)
We also have the first Honorable Mention!
I just couldn't let this caption go by, it is too creative! So an honorable mention goes to Jacqueline for the following caption...
(In an attempt to satisfy her life-long desire to be a plumber one day, Callie spent hours daydreaming about possible scenarios...) "No, Ma'am. It's worse than we thought. The entire gasket is worn, and the hose is shot. We are going to have to do a complete replacement job on the line in your machine. That will mean overtime, you know."
This is Callie, companion of Hilde
We had a tie this week!
What do ya mean it's not for me. It's warm and just my size. Of course it's for me! Isn't everything?(caption sent in by Lia)
No Mom I'm not on the counter!(caption sent in by Jo)
Meet Crunch, companion of Jo
We had a tie!
1. Hmph! Of course I'm taking these things off. I'm the only "ornament" needed around here! (contributed by DianneH.)
2. Spill egg nog -check
Shread presents -check
Knock over tree......
(caption sent in by Kristy)
You are going to put that thermometer WHERE???? (caption sent in by Tracy (the Elder)
Of course I'm comfortable... I'm a cat. (caption sent in by DianneH.)
Wow! We have a 3 way tie!
1. If I ate all the berries, my tongue would be purple. It's not, see. Well? (caption sent in by Tammy)
2. "And that's just the beginning of the story, you'll never BElieve what happened then...." (caption sent in by SueV)
3. "Cream of the crop" (caption sent in by Onyx's Mom)
After years of practice, Alex and Charlie finally got their "Synchronized Cat Napping" down pat. (caption sent in by ScoutKitty)
...must...find...snooze button....(caption sent in by Jennycats)
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I beg your pardon! Move my fuzzy what?! (caption sent in by Aunty Angel)
We had a tie!
Winner 1. "IT'S GOOD TO BE KING!" (caption sent in by Barbntux)
Winner 2. Whew, I partied too much last night to get the tux back to the shop in time....(caption send in by Renae)
When playing twister, you must be able to put your paws in the correct squares (caption sent in by Jo)
Can we wrap him up and send him back to Santie Claws, please oh please oh please! (caption sent in by Kristin)