Monsters. They lurk everywhere. Scaring the boogens outta people. Sucking goats dry! Well, we humans have nothing to fear anymore, as The League Of Extraordinary Monster Hunters is here to combat this menace!
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When you least expect it, a monster is going to make his presence known to you. Be ready and able to turn the tables on them! Below is an A.P.B. (All Points Bulletin) on the monsters currently being tracked by The League Of Extraordinary Monster-Hunters!
C'mon! What would you rather be? Tied up and have sparks shot in your face like Han Solo in The Empire Strikes Back, or would you rather be locked down to a steele table and have a big-ass friggin' needle jammed through your eye like that poor bastard in Fire In The Sky?! Let's face the facts, folks: Aliens is ornarey, unpleasant lil' bastards. It's good thing we got ourselves some weird-stuff investigators like Scully & Mulder to kick alien ass. Even if they never kick alien ass. Or get any evidence of aliens. Or anything for that matter! WHAT THE HELL?! We're paying these two slackers with our tax money and they don't do squat! Somebody call Kolchak! No, better yet, The League Of Extraordinary Monster-Hunters will get the job done!
The grays are the "classic" extraterrestrial that have been described by abductees for the last twenty years. They are short in stature, averaging between 3 and 5 feet tall, and slight of build. They have large, opaque, black eyes, a slit for a mouth and no nose or ears to speak of. They have exceptionally large heads and brain capacity, with I.Q. to match, somewhere in the range of 200 on average. They are an incredibly old race and have been able to travel interstellar distances for many of our centuries and have been using their advanced technology to exploit unsuspecting planets. They have also been described as pathological liars, which they are.
