Self Defense Tips For Ravers - Part 1 - Raver Weaponry
Blow Pops - sharpen the stick end. When threatened, slowly remove blowpop from mouth, then thrust stick end forward into assailant's stomach or groin area.
Vinyl Records - With some practice, you can learn to toss records frisbee style at assailant's neck area for beheading purposes. Do not practice near friends.
Whistles - Can be used to startle and infict hearing pain to oncoming assailants. Note: Although regular people sometimes use whistles as a distress signalling device, most of your fellow ravers will flee from the sound of them rather than come to your aid.
Flyers - Stacks of smaller ones can be thrown in the face of an assailant to blind them. The large commercial ones can be used to inflict a serious paparcut.
Water Bottles - these too make good throwing weapons; even better if filled.
Blinking Lights - wave slowly in front of assailant to hypnotize them. If that fails, throw.
Speaker Cabinets - 2 or more ravers needed to lift and throw. Get permission from owner of sound system first.
Sound System - recent experiments have demonstrated that certain sound frequencies can be tuned to resonate and rupture internal organs. DJs should always carry a few such recordings at renegade parties. Do not mix these up with regular record collection. Aim speakers at antagonists, play recordings at normal volume.
Glow Sticks
- These can be used along with and elastic if you have one around and be used like a bow and arrow. If no elastic is available then aim and throw. If you wish you can sharpen the end. Aim away from friends!
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