THE SEVEN BASIC TYPES OF CHAIN LETTERS:



Chain Letter Type 3

Hi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This is absolutely incredible because there was no email then and probably not as many little 8-year-olds writing chain letters. So this is how it works. Pass this on to 15,067 people in the next 7 minutes or something horrible will happen to you like:

Stupid Horror Story #1

Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school on Saturday. She had recently received this letter and ignored it. She then tripped in a crack in the sidewalk, fell into the sewer, was gushed down a drainpipe in a flood of raw sewage, and went flying out over a waterfall. Not only did she smell nasty, she died. This Could Happen To You!

Stupid Horror Story #2

Dexter Bip, a 13-year-old boy, got a chain letter in his mail and ignored it. Later that day, a car hit him and so was his girlfriend. They both died. Their families were so upset that anyone even remotely related to them (even by marriage) went crazy and spent the rest of their miserable lives in an institution. This could Happen To You!!! Remember, you could end up like Pinsley and Bip did. Just send this letter to all of your loser friends, and everything will be OK.


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