Chain Letter Type 1:
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Make a wish!
Really, go on and make one!
Oh please.... they'll never go out with you!!!
Wish something else!
Not that, you moron!
Something else!
Quick!
Is your finger getting tired yet?
STOP!
Wasn't that fun? Hope you made a great wish.
Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll do. First of all, if you don't send this to 5096 people in the next 5 seconds, you will be attacked by a mad goat and then thrown off a high building into a pile of manure. It's true! Because, you know, THIS letter isn't like all of those fake ones. THIS one is TRUE! Really! Here's how it goes:
*Send this to 1 person: One person will be mad at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
*Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be mad at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
*5-10 people: 5-10 people will be mad at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
*10-20 people: 10-20 people will be mad at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
*20 to 674, 951 people: 20 to 674, 951 people will be mad at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
Thanks! Good Luck!