1999 NESCAC Beer Mile
[ last year's ]
Date: Tue, 16 Feb 1999 23:12:51 -0500
To: Beer Mile , Paul Alsdorf <[email protected]>,
Sammy Brown ,
Patrick Butler ,
Andrew Eisner ,
Yolanda Flamino ,
Adam Forkner ,
"Michael J. Fox-Boyd" ,
Stevie Guditus ,
Emily Hill , Danica Kubick ,
Noah Lansner ,
Shaggy Larivee ,
Chilly Lau , Lisa Levy ,
Erin Lyman ,
Andy Malick ,
Maureen McMurray ,
Rob Mitchell ,
"M. Peyron" , Meg Randall <[email protected]>,
Dave Stelnik ,
Matt Turnbull ,
Kathryn Van Nimwegen ,
Michael Van Nimwegen ,
Gabe Wieder , [email protected],
[email protected]
From: "Andrew S. Malick"
Tufts,
You better watch your dirty asses, because we here at Trinity
have some secret weapons that will stun and amaze the likes of you,
the night of the 10th. Yes siree, we have a guy that can chug a beer
faster than Rodrigues can take his pants off. And by the time Pete
has his pants off, our secret weapon will have made an origami
elephant of his beer can, and then he will eat it. This goes for you
other Ninny schools too, and don't you forget it!
Start tremblin',
Hymie Escalante
Date: Tue, 16 Feb 1999 23:02:50 -0500
From: Peter Rodrigues
Subject: Re: Love and Commitment
To: [email protected]
Cc: Dana Bellows , [email protected],
"Patrick C. Butler" ,
Beer Mile , Paul Alsdorf <[email protected]>,
Sammy Brown ,
Patrick Butler ,
Andrew Eisner ,
Yolanda Flamino ,
Adam Forkner ,
"Michael J. Fox-Boyd" ,
Stevie Guditus ,
Emily Hill , Danica Kubick ,
Noah Lansner ,
Chilly Lau , Lisa Levy ,
Erin Lyman ,
Andy Malick ,
Maureen McMurray ,
Rob Mitchell ,
"M. Peyron" , Meg Randall <[email protected]>,
Dave Stelnik ,
Matt Turnbull ,
Kathryn Van Nimwegen ,
Michael Van Nimwegen ,
Gabe Wieder , [email protected],
[email protected]
I agree! Bellows obviously has a way with words. And for the person who
called him a viking, you underestimate Dana at his best. He destroys
campus whenever he wants. I don't want to brag for him but last saturday
Dana's word for the day was 'fucking rape' Granted thats two words but
who's really counting.
As part of the dirty hippie contigent here on the Tufts xc team I am all
for free love. I am always looking for the perfect naked woman to join
my on a quick streak round campus. SHe's just gotta be fast...
Sincerely
naked in medford
From: [email protected]
Date: Tue, 16 Feb 1999 21:25:54 -0500 (EST)
To: Dana Bellows
cc: [email protected], Peter Rodrigues ,
"Patrick C. Butler" ,
Beer Mile , Paul Alsdorf <[email protected]>,
Sammy Brown ,
Patrick Butler ,
Andrew Eisner ,
Yolanda Flamino ,
Adam Forkner ,
"Michael J. Fox-Boyd" ,
Stevie Guditus ,
Emily Hill , Danica Kubick ,
Noah Lansner ,
Chilly Lau , Lisa Levy ,
Erin Lyman ,
Andy Malick ,
Maureen McMurray ,
Rob Mitchell ,
"M. Peyron" , Meg Randall <[email protected]>,
Dave Stelnik ,
Matt Turnbull ,
Kathryn Van Nimwegen ,
Michael Van Nimwegen ,
Gabe Wieder , [email protected],
[email protected]
Subject: Re: Love and Commitment
YES! This is the type of shit talk that we at Trinity appreciated so much
last year. Keep it coming b/c Trinity is definitely looking to have a
stronger and larger participation # than last year.
So as you all begin your search (if you don't already have some people
designated or in mind)...
May free NESCAC love reign supreme,
Yolanda
Date: Tue, 16 Feb 1999 20:11:40 -0500
To: Beer Mile , Paul Alsdorf <[email protected]>,
Sammy Brown ,
Patrick Butler ,
Andrew Eisner ,
Yolanda Flamino ,
Adam Forkner ,
"Michael J. Fox-Boyd" ,
Stevie Guditus ,
Emily Hill , Danica Kubick ,
Noah Lansner ,
Shaggy Larivee ,
Chilly Lau , Lisa Levy ,
Erin Lyman ,
Andy Malick ,
Maureen McMurray ,
Rob Mitchell ,
"M. Peyron" , Meg Randall <[email protected]>,
Dave Stelnik ,
Matt Turnbull ,
Kathryn Van Nimwegen ,
Michael Van Nimwegen ,
Gabe Wieder , [email protected],
[email protected]
From: "Andrew S. Malick"
>
> Alright....who's the prick that is bustin' on Maine. I guess i am going to
> have to go kick some ass at the beer mile. BELLOWS IS MINE!!!!! (just in
> case...is he bigger than me?) In any case...i'm going to have to show them
> how it's done....
>
> Benny
>
>
>
> At 07:39 PM 2/16/99 -0500, you wrote:
>>ben,
>> there is a nice maine crack in here.
>>andy
Date: Tue, 16 Feb 1999 17:55:23 -0500 (EST)
From: Dana Bellows
Subject: Re: Love and Commitment
To: [email protected]
Cc: Peter Rodrigues ,
"Patrick C. Butler" ,
Beer Mile , Paul Alsdorf <[email protected]>,
Sammy Brown ,
Patrick Butler ,
Andrew Eisner ,
Yolanda Flamino ,
Adam Forkner ,
"Michael J. Fox-Boyd" ,
Stevie Guditus ,
Emily Hill , Danica Kubick ,
Noah Lansner ,
Chilly Lau , Lisa Levy ,
Erin Lyman ,
Andy Malick ,
Maureen McMurray ,
Rob Mitchell ,
"M. Peyron" , Meg Randall <[email protected]>,
Dave Stelnik ,
Matt Turnbull ,
Kathryn Van Nimwegen ,
Michael Van Nimwegen ,
Gabe Wieder , [email protected],
[email protected]
Scoobie, Isn't all of NESCAC already linked by one degree of hookup
separation thanks to your mother?
Rumor has it that one of the womens teams from Maine could be favorites to
dethrone Wesleyan for the womens team title. Watch out Wes, they're
really fast up there cause they're always getting chased by their drunk
and horny fathers. Rumor also has it that the Tufts men are going to
perfect score the race, and then all get laid by the Trinity women.
But these are just rumors...
From: "Maureen X. Mcmurray"
To: Michael Van Nimwegen
cc: "Patrick C. Butler" ,
"Noah K. Lansner" ,
"Michael J. Foxboyd"
Subject: Re: WES BEER MILE COMMITTEE
mike and others,
thanks for the advice old timer. everything should be
undercontrol, although i'll probably e-mail someone from amherst to see if
there's anything else we should watch out for....they have lots of
experience in this department. i still need to get in touch with lambert
about the frat. i think it should be ok. we'll see...this has to go down
though. seriously, and wesleyan might have to put itself on the line but
ultimately, for the sake of nescac pride and the preservation of a
beautiful tradition it's absolutely imperative that wesleyan hosts this
shit.
Maureen
Date: Tue, 16 Feb 1999 16:56:04 -0500 (EST)
From: "Maureen X. Mcmurray"
To: Yolanda Flamino
cc: Beer Mile , Paul Alsdorf <[email protected]>,
Sammy Brown ,
Patrick Butler ,
Andrew Eisner ,
Danica Kubick ,
Andy Malick ,
Rob Mitchell ,
Pete Rodrigues ,
Michael Van Nimwegen ,
Gabe Wieder
Subject: Re: New Delegate and other info
sorry for the delay, i've been at home with mono trying to get my strength
back for the beermile. i think that we should have it april 10th at
wesleyan. it's early in the season and since i can't race for awhile i
will have lots of time to waste planning this extravaganza. i just hope
all the nescac schools send reps.
Maureen
Date: Tue, 16 Feb 1999 11:32:25 -0800 (PST)
From: Beer Mile
Subject: Re: Tufts is soooo tough
To: Michael Danahy ,
Michael Van Nimwegen
Cc: Dana Bellows ,
Peter Rodrigues ,
"Patrick C. Butler" ,
Beer Mile , Paul Alsdorf <[email protected]>,
Sammy Brown ,
Patrick Butler ,
Andrew Eisner ,
Yolanda Flamino ,
Adam Forkner ,
"Michael J. Fox-Boyd" ,
Stevie Guditus ,
Emily Hill , Danica Kubick ,
Noah Lansner ,
Shaggy Larivee ,
Chilly Lau , Lisa Levy ,
Erin Lyman ,
Andy Malick ,
Maureen McMurray ,
Rob Mitchell ,
"M. Peyron" , Meg Randall <[email protected]>,
Dave Stelnik ,
Matt Turnbull ,
Kathryn Van Nimwegen ,
Gabe Wieder , [email protected],
[email protected]
Regardless of whether or not she drinks, she still probably knows
someone or someones who do, and excessively. So get on your horse and
have someone from Conn contact someone. SOON.
OUT
Date: Tue, 16 Feb 1999 13:56:34 -0500
To: Dana Bellows ,
Petie-boy Rodrigues ,
"Patty Butler" ,
Beer Mile , Paul Alsdorf <[email protected]>,
Sammy Brown ,
Stevie Guditus ,
Emily Hill ,
Patty Butler ,
Andy Eisner ,
Yolanda Flamino ,
Adam Forkner ,
"Mikey J. Fox-Boyd" ,
Danica Kubick ,
Noah Lansner ,
Chilly Lau , Lisa Levy ,
Erin Lyman ,
Andy Malick ,
Maureen McMurray ,
Bobby Mitchell ,
"M. Peyron" , Meg Randall <[email protected]>,
Dave Stelnik ,
Matty Turnbull ,
Kathryn Van Nimwegen ,
Mikey Van Nimwegen ,
Gabe Wieder , Jeffy Garte ,
[email protected]
From: Steve Guditus
Yes, that's right, I can attest to the fact that we DID drive 4+ hours in
the dark to get to Amherst, for, yes, the time of our lives, AND a great
story which I still today can tell in such a way that has people sitting on
the edge of their seats....so the clock was around minute 11 or so...the
police showed up....we were cornered in the corner of the field and the
fence!...it was our beer or our dignity which they were going to take...and
then we had to RUN back to the campus! Yes, folks, I can attest that the
jovial Hamilton crew did make it last year (only to find most of Amherst's
team too sloshed to run) and did have an amazing time.
**SO, TO ALL YOU FOLKS WHO AREN'T SURE IF YOU SHOULD GO:
GO, GO, GO. do as shaggy says, have some freaking nescac lovin'.
But the nescac lovin' will go on, I say! this is evident from
several Hamilton track & XC buffs running in the midnight race in Central
Park on New Year's, and who saw several Amherst track & XC buffs! We even
chatted in 15 degree weather for a while. That is the PROLONGED NESCAC
LOVIN' THAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT. I just thought I would put my piece in
about the beer mile.
Plus, the drive isn't that bad. And no one under 4 hours is allowed to
complain about the drive. So, make the hike, listen to our pleas for some
nescac lovin'.
Amen brothers and sisters-
Yours truly in the beer mile spirit,
Steve "6:55 beer mile" Guditus
ps. suggestions for this year? how about a score for teams XC style with
bib #s again?
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Steve Guditus
Hamilton College
198 College Hill Road
Clinton, NY 13323
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(315) 859-0559
[email protected]
Babbitt 29D
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http://students.hamilton.edu/athletics/cross_country/mainxc.html
Date: Tue, 16 Feb 1999 13:27:31 -0500 (EST)
From: Michael Danahy
To: Michael Van Nimwegen
cc: Dana Bellows ,
Peter Rodrigues ,
"Patrick C. Butler" ,
Beer Mile , Paul Alsdorf <[email protected]>,
Sammy Brown ,
Patrick Butler ,
Andrew Eisner ,
Yolanda Flamino ,
Adam Forkner ,
"Michael J. Fox-Boyd" ,
Stevie Guditus ,
Emily Hill , Danica Kubick ,
Noah Lansner ,
Shaggy Larivee ,
Chilly Lau , Lisa Levy ,
Erin Lyman ,
Andy Malick ,
Maureen McMurray ,
Rob Mitchell ,
"M. Peyron" , Meg Randall <[email protected]>,
Dave Stelnik ,
Matt Turnbull ,
Kathryn Van Nimwegen ,
Gabe Wieder , [email protected],
[email protected]
Subject: Re: Tufts is soooo tough
Hey,
To whoever wrote the last email, yes, Maura Danahy is my sister at Conn
College, but she is not a drinker, so I don't think that she'd be to keen
on this. By the way, Bates is new at this, so are there teams or is it
strictly individuals?
-michael danahy
Date: Tue, 16 Feb 1999 13:30:24 -0500
To: Beer Mile , Paul Alsdorf <[email protected]>,
Sammy Brown ,
Patrick Butler ,
Andrew Eisner ,
Yolanda Flamino ,
Adam Forkner ,
"Michael J. Fox-Boyd" ,
Stevie Guditus ,
Emily Hill , Danica Kubick ,
Noah Lansner ,
Shaggy Larivee ,
Chilly Lau , Lisa Levy ,
Erin Lyman ,
Andy Malick ,
Maureen McMurray ,
Rob Mitchell ,
"M. Peyron" , Meg Randall <[email protected]>,
Dave Stelnik ,
Matt Turnbull ,
Kathryn Van Nimwegen ,
Michael Van Nimwegen ,
Gabe Wieder