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Ten Things You'll Never Hear from a Consultant
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10.
You're right; we're billing way too much for this.
9.
Bet you I can go a week without saying "synergy" or "value-added".
8.
How about paying us based on the success of the project?
7.
This whole strategy is based on a Harvard business case I read.
6.
Actually, the only difference is that we charge more than they do.
5.
I don't know enough to speak intelligently about that.
4.
Implementation? I only care about writing long reports.
3.
I can't take the credit. It was Ed in your marketing department.
2.
The problem is, you have too much work for too few people.
1.
Everything looks okay to me.