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Ten Ways To Know You're Dating/Married To A Consultant
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10.
Referred to the first month of your relationship as a "diagnostic
period."
9.
Talks to the waiter about process flow when dinner arrives late.
8.
Takes a half-day at the office because, "Sunday is your day."
7.
Congratulates your parents for successful value creation.
6.
Tries to call room-service from the bedroom.
5.
Ends any argument by saying, "let's talk about this off-line."
4.
Celebrates anniversary by conducting a performance review.
3.
Can't be trusted with the car-too accustomed to beating up rentals.
2.
Valentine's Day card has bullet points.
1.
Refers to lovemaking as a "win-win".