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Ten Things a Consultant Shouldn't Tell a Client
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10.
That was my first guess as well, but then I really thought about it.
9.
You should see the hotel I'm staying at.
8.
Hey, I just realized that I was in junior high when you started working
here.
7.
I like this office space. I'll have them put me in here when you're gone.
6.
My rental car looks nicer than that junker you're driving.
5.
Sure it'll work; I learned it in business school.
4.
So what do you need me to tell you?
3.
Of course it's right; the spreadsheet says so.
2.
I could just tell you the answer, but we're committed to a three month
project.
1.
What are you, stupid?