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Where have you been, Bean?
I've been in the garden pouncing on flies.
Where else have you been, Bean?
I've been in the kitchen eating mince pies.
What have you been, Bean?
I've been fast asleep on the mat by the door.
What have you done, Bean?
I've been in the bathroom and crapped on the floor.
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So we made a new arrangement
Regarding the bathroom floor
We let her out immediately
When she rattles at the door
Capitulation Bean! Is it true?
You gave in just like that!
What about the reputation
Of the independent cat?
The bathroom floor's as clean and fresh
As the oft and well groomed Bean,
Who thinks, as she lazes, when did you last,
Look behind the washing machine?
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