Voice Mail
I have learned to live with voice mail
as a necessary part of modern life.
But I have often wondered, what if
God had voice mail?
Imagine praying and hearing this:
Thank you for calling my Father's House.
Please select one of the
following four options:
Press 1 for requests
Press 2 for thanksgiving
Press 3 for complaints
Press 4 for all other inquiries
What if God used the familiar excuse:
All the angels are helping other
customers right now. Please stay on
the line. Your call will be answered
in the order it was received.
Can you imagine getting these kind of
responses as you called on God in prayer?
If you would like to speak with:
Gabriel, press 1.
Michael, press 2
For any other angel press 3
If you'd like King David to sing a
psalm for you, press 4.
To find out if a loved one has been
assigned to Heaven, enter his or her
social security number.
For reservations at My Father's House,
press the letters J O H N
followed by the numbers 316.
For answers to nagging questions
about dinosaurs, the age of the
earth, and where Noah's ark is,
wait until you get here. Our computers
show that you have called once today already.
Please hang up immediately.
This office is closed for the weekend.
Please call again on Monday after 9 a.m..
Thank God you can't call Him too
often-you only need to ring once
and God hears you.
You never get a busy signal.
God takes each call and knows each
caller personally.
When you call, the Lord will answer.
You will cry for help and He will say
"Here I am". (Isaiah 59:9)
Thank God I have never called Him
and was told His computer was down.
AMEN!!!!!! Betty Brooks
