Cerberus & Rommel's spree of destruction

Cerberus ate 5-$20 bills (that weren't ours) and I was able to tape enough
of the money together to take it to the bank and get it replaced.  You
should have seen the bank teller when I told her "my dog ate it".  She also
tore up the carpeting when we lived on the Marine Base, it was the loopy
kind and she'd get ahold of a loop and RUN!  She shredded magazines and
covered the entire living room floor with the confetti she'd made and you
could actually read parts of her poop for a little while.

Rommel was more advanced in his destruction.  He was houdini dog and would
break out of his crate first by opening the door, then when I padlocked the
door on both sides he would thrash around until he loosened up some of the
bolts.  Once we replaced the plastic bolts with heavy duty metal ones, he
could no longer get out.  One time when he broke out of his crate he got
into my husband's sea bag (long, green, round bags the military issues) by
eating a hole in the bottom of it.  He had stuff all over the house.  He
chewed up my husband's shaving bag in the bathtub, had clothes EVERYWHERE...
what a mess.  He also ate a hole out of the middle front of my husbands St.
Louis Blues hockey jersey (of course it was the official, expensive kind),
ate the head off of a stuffed armadillo a friend had given me, ate a
pincushion with the pins in it... Actually he did pretty well with us.  The
people who had him before we rescued him reported larger damages.  A sofa, a
dresser, bags of clothes, wiring off the side of the house, parts of a
fence... he was really bored and neglected there.  If I left him outside too
long he'd get destructive.  I had an 8 foot tall ficus tree out on our porch
when we lived on base in California.  I heard this rustling and when I
looked out he'd chopped the thing down at the trunk, right above the dirt.
He also chewed a hole into the middle of a heavy wood door.  I learned I was
quite talented in patching with wood putty and spackling after that
incident.  He and Cerberus also would dig huge holes, it looked like they
were trying to dig out of the yard, starting at the center.

What fun they are, I must be masochistic to get a puppy.  A week from
tomorrow I'm going to pick her up.  Yay!  They do turn out to be such
wonderful companions though, don't they?

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