But that awful machine you�re so fond of �
makes such a horrible noise!
And you don�t let me play with your buttons and thread.
(You keep telling me they�re not my toys!)

So you�re thinking of doing some sewing today?
Well, I�m sure I can sabotage that!
'cause I know you�re too much of a �softie�,
to think of disturbing a cat!