Dogless Fairbarks
AKA Dogless Dew Drop
Proud member of the
Dew Claw Club
Dogless Fairbarks AKA Dogless Dew Drop
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When Dogless was a puppy, he met up with the necklace lady, the one who steals dew claws and wears them on a necklace, such a baaad person. The necklace lady ran away with part of his
dew claws. She left enough to give him an ingrown calcium
problem.
He would very much like to have clean straight legs like the rest of the Beople in Hawaii and around the world or to have his dew claws back. Beople can be so cruel laughing at the lump on his wrist. His pal Ginger (the "other" Basenji from hell) said, "Some Beople are also cruel laughing at those who have all their dew claws. They say a Basenji with dew claws probably came from a backyard breeder or puppy mill. But we don't care from whence we came, our hoomans love us all, dew claws or not. We are very protective of our own." |
| The Dew Claw Club is made up of Basenjis with dew claws, honorary members who are Basenjis without dew claws, and honorary members who are other breeds with or without dew claws. We also have some special honorary hooman members. We pledge to have lots of fun and share lots of ice cream.
This is Ginger (the �other� Basenji from hell). She says, �Our official pledge is �to have lots of fun and share LOTS of ice cream. We promised to serve lots of ice cream at our meetings. In my humble opinion, this should of course extend to our personal homes.� Ginger owns Debbi Johnson of Germantown, Tennessee, who is the secretary for the club. She provides the ICE CREAM, in Tennessee. Karen provides the ICE CREAM in Hawaii. |
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The club mascot is T-Rex, of long ago, one of the first ones with DEW CLAWS. |
| Dogless is ecstatic to belong to the Dew Claw Club. Now he is amongst Beople of his own kind. He owns Granny Karen Luke who serves the Nahele Pack. Gran Karen has to carry Dogless whenever he asks, over pineapple fields, lychee orchards, and into the Basenjivan.
Now Gran Karen has to abide by the official pledge, which is "to have lots of fun and share LOTS of ice cream". Ice cream must be served at all our meetings and our weekend dessert (banana cream pie) must be a la mode. |
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Ch. Nahele Hehe Merry Pitchfork whose claim to fame is that she is sister to Dew Claw Club Member Dogless Fairbarks |
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