Coke:

Da next ferret Mommy and Daddy got wuz named Coke. He wuz a sable ferret dat Mommy got from somebuddy she werked with. Dey didn�t take care of him right, so he started out reelly skinny and mean. Dey kept him locked in a cage all the time. Dey also fed him cheap cat food �stead of ferret food, so that�s why he wuz so skinny. He eben bit Mommy lotsa times, cuz he was so hungry! But Mommy and Daddy fixed him up, and he became a reelly fat, happy, kissy guy for a while. Den he got Insulinoma. He got reel skinny, cuz he wasn�t eating much, and Mommy couldn�t find anyone who knew what wuz goin� on. By da time she knew it had a name, it wuz too late ta help him, and he had ta go to da Rainbow Bridge ta wait fer Mommy and Daddy.

Coke�s nicknames were: Cokie-Guy, Guy, Sweet Guy, an' Big Guy. During the winter, he had anudder nickname, but he hated that one. During winter Mommy called him Coke, the Waddling Wonder! (hee, hee!!)