Chitterbox:

Den Mommy and Daddy finded a reelly cute silver-mitt ferret in a pet store. Dey sed he wuz ten weeks old, but Mommy sed he wuz prob�ly only five or six weeks old, cuz he couldn�t even chew his food yet, cuz he didn�t have no growed-up teefs!! But he grew fast, and became Mommy�s biggest ferret. Him gotted Insulinoma too, but dis time Mommy knew what it wuz. She started treating him with steroids right away, but it just didn�t help. He wuz only three years old when he went ta wait fer Mommy at da Rainbow Bridge, and he broke Mommy�s poor little heart.

Chitterbox had lotsa favert toys, but Mommy didn�t usually let him play with them. That's cuz she says he got too 'ggressive. He liked to play with socks and anything squeaky, 'specially his squeaky-ball. But his absolute favert toy wuz Daddy's little foam basketball. He attacked it and tried to kill it, but it just kept coming back for more! �Course, after he left, Mommy found his squeaky-ball unner da bed, and it looks like Chitterbox had killed it after all, cuz it wouldn�t squeak no more! He put so many holes in it dat da squeaker wouldn�t squeak!

Chitterbox's nicknames were: Fuzzbucket, Fuzzbutt, Monster, Chitterling, Scuttlebutt, an' Cuddlebutt!