2/2/00... Mr Sluggs is dispatched to the Center East to help solve the crisis of rising fuel prices. OPEK (Organization of Oil Producing and Embargoing Kountries) has mistakenly united with an evil faction that calls itself The Subsalamiseven. The Subsalamiseven,also know as The SSS, are trying to cripple the worlds economy by withholding valuable energy resources. Mr Sluggs was there to convince OPEK of The SSS' evil plot.
2/16/00... After many long weeks of negotiations. Mr Sluggs is able to shine a light and expose the true face of The SSS. Upon seeing this, OPEK quickly breaks off all ties to The SSS and the world celebrates the ending of the crisis. Mr Sluggs decides to take a long overdue vacation in the Center East and checks himself in the Arabian Nights Inn.
2/29/00... At 4am, the Arabian Nights Inn is hit with a 3500 megaton proplasmic bomb, rendering the inn and the surrounding city to a 200 foot hole in the ground. There are no survivors . At 6pm. The body of Mr Sluggs is found 300 miles away from the blast site in a small country called Bismoslavia. Laying lifeless and barely holding on, paramedics quickly rush to the scene and attempt to sustain him.
3/1/00... Mr Sluggs is flown to Gamma Sands Nevada where he is admitted to a private bio research center. The media gets wind of the Mr Sluggs condition and runs with the story
3/10/00... After nine days of surgery Mr Sluggs life is saved but he lost the use of his right legs and eye. Dr Waxmen Hunk, from Ronzoni Italy, is flown in to Gamma Sands to attempt an experimental surgery called CBI or Cavey Bionic Implantation. The operation is a performed and renders Mr Sluggs comatose.
3/17/00... An attendant at the hospital secretly snaps a picture of Mr Sluggs in his comatose state and quickly sells it to the highest bidder. The picture is spread across every newspaper in the world. The attendant is arested and is awaiting trial.
3/27/00... Under pressure from the world, Mr Sluggs' press secretary, Deth Rinses, makes an announcement that Mr Sluggs is indeed in a coma and that his chances for recovery are slim. He adds: "please pray for Mr Sluggs".
4/2/00... Word leaks out that Mr Sluggs is dead. Mr Rinses refuses to comment. The world mourns as people from around the world gather at his home in Ditchwater Florida to pay there respects.
4/11/00... A small televison station out of Uptite England begins running ads on an exclusive interview with Mr Sluggs.
4/12/00... Mr Sluggs appears on the Tv show and assures the world that he is indeed well. He tells of his two near death experinces and how the implants have made hime stronger and better. He thanks the world for their concerns and wishes peace and security for all. Four members of OPEK award him with their highest honor, The Golden Well.
4/16/00... The members of The Subsalamiseven were arrested today. The arrest was part the culmination of a sting operation. The SSS were atempting to sell proplasmic technologies to international agents.
THIS JUST IN......... Mr Sluggs has been dispatched to the island of San Cubarico to help a young boy reunite with his mother. The young boy is considered to be the true resurrected heir to the Dahli Madison. More on this as the news develops......................