Hogan
Hogan
Deuk Deuk..duh...uh...My name is Hogan. I am a male angora albino from Sweden and I have really nice fur. I weigh over 4 lbs, I'm 3 years old now, and my hoomans think I'm very dopey. Duh...I don't know what gave them that idea! They say if I could talk...I would sound just like Runt from Anamaniacs...duh definitely definitely like Runt. I like to deuk a lot (well I can't 'dook' yet...haven't quite kicked the Swedish accent). I like to bounce around a lot too, but I always knock into things...duh. I like to chew on things, especially cloth, duh yum it tastes good. But now I have these neat chew toys from Hyper Fur products and they taste good. I chew on them now instead of cloth. I like to get up in my hoomans lap and stay there. The best treats come my way when I'm in a lap. I also like to snorkel in water and bob for raisins! My hoomans brought me into their family in July 3 years ago. When I came home, I was the biggest of everyone. I may be dopey, but my hoomans love me for it!
How I got my name : I'm named after Hogan from the show 'Hogan's Heroes'
Nicknames : puppy, clutz, furball, big lump of white fur, dopey.
Favorite Pastime : Eating and Playing
Favorite Treats : Anything I can get in my mouth, especially nanna chips, cran-raspberry juice, meat stick, and ferretone!
Favorite Trick : I can play 'dead ferret' really well. My hooman will hold me up on my back, and I go limp. I also like to see the world upside down this way.
Things I like : Snorkling, being silly...well...everything!
Things I don't like : duh...I like everything!
Mission in life : To boldy go where no ferret has gone before...du du du du du du du...
