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Dog Rules


Hi! Miss Lady, Mister Samson, and I attempted to draw up some guidelines for dogowners. This is how it went. ~sigh~ I give up!

��The dogs are not allowed in the house.

��Okay. . . the dogs are allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

��The dogs are allowed in all rooms, but have to stay off the furniture.

��The dogs can get on the old furniture only.

��Fine . . . the dogs are allowed on all the furniture but are not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.

��~sigh~ Okay . . . the dogs are allowed on the bed but only by invitation.

��The dogs can sleep on the bed whenever they want but not under the covers.

��The dogs can sleep under the covers by invitation only.

��~sigh~ Okay, okay . . . the dogs can sleep under the covers every night.

��The humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dogs!


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