Advantages to Being Female
We got off the Titanic first.
We can scare male bosses with mysterious
gynecological disorder excuses.
We can be groupies. Male groupies are
stalkers.
We can cry and get off speeding fines.
We've never lusted after a cartoon character
or the central figure in a
computer game.
Taxis stop for us.
We don't look like a frog in a blender when
dancing.
Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies (you
get the point).
New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on
life.
No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival
The Speedo.
If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
We can congratulate our teammate without ever
touching her butt.
We never have to reach down every so often to
make sure our privates are
still there.
If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
We have the ability to dress ourselves.
We can talk to people of the opposite sex
without having to picture them
naked.
If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're
aware that we look like an
idiot.
There are times when chocolate really can
solve all your problems.
We'll never regret piercing our ears.
We can fully assess a person just by looking
at their shoes.
We'll never discover we've been duped by a
Wonderbra.
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