"Frustration is when the same snow that covers the ski slopes makes the rodes to them impassable."
"If I only had a little humility, I would be perfect."
"The worst thing about a bore is not that he won't stop talking, but that he won't let you stop listening."
"A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year."
"The trouble with being punctual is that nobosy's there to appreciate it."
"Three may keep a secret if two of them are dead."
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