Why Beer is Better than a Woman

You can have a beer all month long
Beer stains wash out
You don't have to wine and dine a beer
Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play a sport
When your beer goes flat, you toss it
Beer is never late
Hangovers go away
A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer
Beer labels come off without a fight
When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer
Beer never has a headache
After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth a dime
A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath
If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head
You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty
A beer always goes down easy
You can share a beer with your friends
You always know you're the first one to pop a beer
A beer is always wet
Beer doesn't demand equality
You can have a beer in public
A beer doesn't care when you come
A frigid beer is a good beer
You don't have to wash a beer before it taste's good
A beer won't wait until you go away to college, and then date some a-hole named Mic. What kind of name is Mic? The only Mic I know is Mickey Mouse. Great name, Mic my man.

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