1. It's an incentive to show up
2. It reduces stress
3. It leads to more honest communications
4. It reduces complaints about low pay
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work
with a hangover
6. Employees tell management what they think,
not what management wants to hear
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter
8. It encourages carpooling
9. Increase job satisfaction because if you have
a bad job, you don't care
10. It eliminates vacations because people would
rather come work
11. It makes fellow employees look better
12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises
when they're wasted
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable
15. Suddenly burping during a meeting isn't so embarrassing
16. Employees work later since there's no longer
a need to relax at the bar.
17. It makes everyone more open with their ideas
18. Everyone agrees they work better after
they've had a couple of drinks
19. Eliminated the need for employees to get
drunk on their lunch break
20. Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked
21. It promotes foreign relations with the
former Soviet Union
22. The janitor's closet will finally have a use
23. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up
24. Sitting on the copy machine will no longer
be seen as "gross"
25. Babbling and mumbling incoherently will be
common language
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