[guitar riff]

Hey!

I was just a warrior boy
Never seen no flying steed
But I knew joy after I left midgard.
Alonge with goddess Freya
She was cute and tough and mean-a
Valkyrie goddess, you made an Einherjar outta me.
 

Hey hey!

[guitar riff]

Woo!

I was picked out from the dead
While we travel near and far
I've seen every big ugly giant on the way.
But their grunting and their might
Can't stand when Thor  joins the fight!
Take me to them Valkyrie goddesses every time.

C'mon!
Ahhhhh, you gonna take me to Folkvanger tonight
Ahhhhh, or to Odins hall to fight
Ahhhhh, you gonna take this spear head out
Valkyrie Girls, you make the midgard world go round.
Valkyrie Girls, you make the midgard world go round.

Hey listen now!

Got your spears and your shields
Got a lot of work before the jotens yield
Lots of beauty queens in this locality
(I tell ya!)
Oh, but I still get my pleasure ( sex )
Still got my greatest treasure ( mead )
Warrior goddess, you gonna make an Einherjar of me!

Ahhhh, you gonna take me to Folkvanger tonight (please)
Ahhhh, or to Odins hall to fight
Ahhhh, you gonna take this spear head out
Valkyrie Girls you make the midgard world go round
Valkyrie Girls you make the midgard world go round
Get on your horse and fly!
Valkyrie Girls
Valkyrie Girls

By Torvar Ravenfeeder
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