"Ulfgrim's  Yule"

             (to the tune of "Jingle Bells")


 




Bashing out my foes brains into the snow,
My sword cleaves skulls in twain, slashing to and fro,
Headless bodies twitch, Thor, it's such a sight!
What fun it is to ride and sing a slaying song tonight!

Chorus:
Oh, blood and guts, entrails too, turning white to red,
What fun it is to kill and see my foes fall over dead!
 

Oh, blood and guts, entrails too, turning white to red,
What fun it is to hack and see my foes fall over dead!
The berserks are all here, foaming faces red,
Not flinching at their wounds, but laughing loud instead,
Cause they're a jolly bunch, despite what folks have said,
I joined them in a friendly game of toss the severed head!

Repeat chorus:
Oh, blood and guts, entrails too, turning white to red,
What fun it is to kill and see my foes fall over dead!

The fun has just begun, there's many more to kill,
And I'll not sheathe my blade till Odin's had his fill,
And that could take all night, the longest of the year,
But then I'll fill my drinking horn and toast my deeds with beer!

Repeat chorus:
Oh, blood and guts, entrails too, turning white to red,
What fun it is to kill and see my foes fall over dead!

My battle-hardened blade smokes with steaming gore,
So skalds will long recall my manly deeds of war,
And if by chance I fall to spear or ax's bite,
I'll summon me a valkyrie and ride with her tonight!

Repear chorus:
Oh, blood and guts, entrails too, turning white to red,
What fun it is to kill and see my foes fall over dead!

By: Ulfgrim Thorsgothi
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