If I had a skald
He'd tell stories every morning
he'd scribble in runes
All over this land
He'd talk our way into scrapes
I'd bash our way out again
He'd stalk and pounce
Slay some giants
A-and I would be overjoyed.
ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo.

If I had a sword
I'd swing it every morning
I'd swing it every evening
All over this land
I'd thrust it into a giant
I'd parry and lunge at trolls
I'd clash and clang
against any odds,
A - all without breaking a swe--e--a--t
ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo.

Well I've got Mjollner
And I got a skald
And I've got a sword to swing
All over this land
It's Mjollnir that breaks all walls
He's a skald who's been named a god
It's a sword that I've used against
Giant and trolls
A-all in the name of Vallhalla.
ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo.