Condemning myself for going
to the 3rd ID, I accept the fact that I can’t escape the
dumbshit. I understand that some people
were born without a brain and they all run the 3rd ID.
Acknowledging the fact that
the 3rd ID is full of shit I know that every day I will be forced to
wear my I GIVE A FUCK T- SHIRT and do things that contradict common sense.
Never shall I show up to work
sober, no matter how hard the workday is going to be. NEVER shall I leave a wounded soldier on the drinking table. I will not let my buddies fall into the
hands of the trashcan. I will always
drink my share of the beer and then some.
Damning myself by doing it I
will follow the morons above me, no matter how dumb the mission. I will strive
to be the first to fight the plywoodians on the field of battle. I will be ready to deploy to LAA at any
time, even though I will move slower and almost definitely get lost on the way.
On call no matter who or what for I will be ready
only during holidays. I will always
endeavor to do everything the hardest way possible and get no praise for
anything. Hot water is a crutch. When
called upon to go above and beyond the call of duty (only when there is no one
else available) I will ask myself what would Audie Murphy do if there were kids
in the building.