If you want to write me hate mail, please forward your meaningless drivel to [email protected], and I will forward it to my pal, T. Don't expect a written reply. Mr. T thinks that the mail is too slow, and will deliver his reply in his van. His van is fast, fool!

Those of you with real comments can no longer write me b/c I've been getting too many crazy fools sending me email. Yup, what can I say? Don't want any crazy terrorists bombing me in the name of Allah Ackbar. Ah fuck it, write me at [email protected], and if you're a crazy terrorist, prepare to meet my firearms. Yee haw.