There are quite a number of wierd and whacky objects just lying around the apartment. While I have tried to take pictures of some of them, this is but a few of the amazing treasures that Melrose 411 holds. Of course nothing can match the studliness of the 4 young caballeros who live here, but that is besides the point.

If armageddon ever comes, all the power ends on Y2K, or our precious reserves of liquor are drained, here is the emergency beer. Yes, Natural Light, or 'Natty' as it is known among the serfs, is the fule of Brandon Beeran. Some say it has mystical healing powers, while others (like doctors) say it will make you into a fatass.

Sony executives were disappointed by weakening sales of their Playstation, so they started a package deal where you could get alcohol when you bought your console. Pretty good tactic, because Sony cornered the 12 to 21 year old market.

Since I already get enough radiation from the my computer screen to fry my gonads, I usually thaw my meat out in a sink full of warm water instead of the microwave. Here is a 1st person perspective of me getting ready to prepare some Hamburger Helper, a meal fit for a king.