"My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you that Dave is not only a valuable member of my staff, but his comely good looks and charming demeanor make all but the stiffest on my staff melt like putty in his hands. Dave's ram-rod attention to detail and ever supple application of attention to our campaign has made this hot and sweaty war room brighter from day to day. Every morning Dave is in promptly at 7am, ready to lick the problems of the day, no matter how hard they come. His strong hands and obvious experience make him a great contribution to my staff and a great relief in uncomfortable moments."
Sincerely, George W. Bush