{Promo for Halloween Scream leads into the packed Great Western Forum…} Scheduled Matches: CRAZY Brady VS Outlaw Outkast VS Notorious M.I.G. Respect Match John Aero Smith VS Franchise Derek Stevenson Syxx Pac VS Eclipse 13-Man Battle Royal Lightweight Title Match 3-Way Dance Syxx Pac VS John Aero Smith VS Eclipse Jayle VS Carnage Eclipse VS Notorious M.I.G. Outlaw VS Franchise Derek Stevenson MAIN EVENT Extreme Title Match Ladder Match Jack Luthor VS Marcus The Dream Wallace ************************************************************************************** Announcers: Jason Finn Steve ‘Assman’ Jones Jerry Lawler ************************************************************************************** CRAZY Brady VS Outlaw This match was a historic match in Extreme Hardcore Wrestling. It was our very first PPV match. It wasn’t a very good match for Outlaw as he got the shit kicked out of him by the monstrous CRAZY Brady. The match was about 10 minutes long with Brady dominating from the start. Here’s the end of the match… Jason Finn: Oh! What a clothesline by Brady. Steve ‘Assman’ Jones: I’ll tell ya, Outlaw has been getting the shit kicked out of him this entire match. The only offence that he’s had was that before-the-bell attack that lasted about 30 seconds. Jerry Lawler: What’s this? CRAZY Brady just nailed Outlaw with an enzuigiri. Finn: Brady, climbing to the top rope… Lawler: What’s he yelling? CRAZY Brady: Hey Outlaw, your mom’s so fat that when she got hit by a bus she asked, “Who threw that rock?” Finn: HAHAHA! That Brady sure has a sense of humor! And…DOWN!! The Siberian Kiss! Assman: One…..two……….three!! It’s over! Finn: Brady totally dominated that match! Lawler: Outlaw sure does suck. Winner: Brady via Siberian Kiss Time: 11:36 Rating: 3/10 Outkast VS Notorious M.I.G. A fairly good match with a lot of back-and-forth action. Outkast had control early in the match but M.I.G. quickly gained control. A few chair shots during this match but the end came when, well why don’t you just see for yourself… Assman: …he just NAILED him with that chair. M.I.G., gonna do it again and BAM!! I think Outkast may be out cold! Finn: Who’s this coming to ringside? Lawler: Hey! That’s The Dream! Marcus, over here!! Finn: Marcus The Dream Wallace has just made his way to ringside. Assman: Wait a minute! Wallace, reaching into his pants, he’s pulled out brass knucks. Lawler: OH! He just nailed Notorious M.I.G. with them. Assman: He’s getting into the ring…he puts Outkast on top of M.I.G. Finn: Referee Ima Bleyendman is counting… Lawler: One…..two…….it’s over. Assman: What an ending! Let’s take a look at that replay! Finn: Here you see Wallace reaching into his pants to grab what would turn out to be brass knuckles. Then he nails M.I.G. in the back of the head. Lawler: He then proceeds to ENTER the ring and put Outkast on top of M.I.G. and the ref counted it. Finn: Let’s see who we have next… Winner: Outkast via Pinfall Time: 27:08 Rating: 6/10 Respect Match John Aero Smith VS Franchise Derek Stevenson The first few minutes were just sizing each other up, exchanging moves and holds. At about the 3 minute mark is when the match actually started to take shape with Aero nailing Stevenson with a couple of high risk maneuvers and submission holds. Stevenson took control late in the match, hitting Smith with a powerful piledriver and a succession of right jabs to the mid-section. Smith fought his way back and hit Franchise with a big kick to the back of the head. Check out the ending to this thrilling match…. Finn: It looks as if Stevenson is not giong to get up from that kick…. Assman: Ladies and Gentleman, bring out the plates, he’s done!! Finn: He ain’t done yet! Aero seems to be waisting too much time. Lawler: Stevenson is getting to his feet, Smith has his back turned….. Finn: Roll up… one… two…thr… kickout by Smith. Assman: Stevenson had him beat!!!!!!!!!!!!! Finn: What a power slam by Smith, Franchise keeps getting back up. Lawler: Franchise just got nailed with a powerful right hand to the face. Assman: Getting up slowly, once again, is Franchise. Finn: Smith can’t believe it!!! Lawler: He just doesn’t know how to quit!! Finn: Smith has just leveled Stvenson with a cork -screw dropkick from the top rope. Assman: Now he’s finished, right?? Lawler: He’s going up top once again. Finn: He just hit him with the Death From Above!!!! Assman: One…two…three!!! John Aero Smith has emerged victorious!!! Finn: You got to give credit to both wrestlers as they battled in a hard fought match-up!!! Lawler: Let’s hope the next match is half as good as this one!!!!! Winner: John Aero Smith via Death From Above Time: 43:38 Rating: 8/10 Syxx Pac VS. Eclipse This match was the debut of the very talented and exciting Eclipse. Syxx Pac jumped Eclipse before he entered the ring, ripping his ring attair off his back. Eclipse tried to mount a comeback but Syxx Pac was just too freakin’ fast. Eclipse, at the first chance he got, went for his finisher, The Absoulte Blackout. While performing the move Eclipse suffered a knee tear of some sorts. As Eclipse lie on the mat in pain, Syxx Pac seized the opportunity to attack the injured knee. Let’s take you to the closing moments of this match-up… Finn: Syxx Pac is really just tearing in to Eclipse’s left knee. Lawler: I love it!!! I never liked that cocky Eclipse!!! Assman: Somebody has to stop this or Eclipse is going to be a war amp for life!!! Lawler: Hold on….. Syxx Pac has just put on a figure four leglock. Finn: Eclipse has just passed out. Assman: The ref counts….one….two….three!!! Finn: Eclipse is still not moving. Lawler: Maybe I should get in there and whip him around a little…. You know I’ll do it!! Assman: Still your fat ass down Lawler, Eclipse needs some medical attention. Finn: Here come the paramedics. Assman: Well, that’s not the kind of match we had hoped for, let’s hope the next one is a whole lot better!! Winner: Syxx Pac via figure-four leglock Time: 4:19 Rating: 4.5/10 12-Man Battle Royal Here are the participants: Carnage Jayle Marcus‘The Dream’ Wallace Jack Luthor CRAZY Brady Kane John ‘Aero’ Smith Notorious M.I.G Syxx Pac Outkast ‘Franchise’ Derek Stevenson **Eclipse is injured Here are the results: Carnage threw out Luthor at 8:36. Stevenson threw out Carnage at 9:16. John Smith tossed CRAZY Brady over the ropes at 13:52. Kane was thrown over by Smith at 16:45 Marcus Wallace threw out Outkast at 17:36 Syxx Pac threw out Stevenson at 18:44 Jayle threw out Syxx Pac at 21:09 M.I.G tossed Jayle over the ropes at 21:15 M.I.G threw out Wallace at 21:32 M.I.G finished off the match by throwing John Smith out to the floor at 21:39 Finn: Notorious M.I.G has done the impossible. Lawler: He was my pick from the start. Assman: He’s not going anywhere, he’s scheduled to battle with Eclipse. Finn: There ain’t gonna be no match….. Notorious M.I.G is making his way back to the dressing room. Assman: What’s this……….. Jayle is making his way to the ring. Lawler: Jayle’s got the mic… Jayle: Alright I want everybody to shut up! {Crowd boos} Jayle: Yeah, that’s right. You boo me and do whatever the fuck ya wanna do but make no mistake, Jayle is here in Extreme Hardcore Wrestling and I mean BUSINESS! My first priority, is to kick the living shit outta Syxx Pac! Boy, when I’m done with your sorry ass, you’re gonna wish you had never left the SHWF. I’m on my way to bigger and better things but that can all be put aside. After what you did to me in the SHWF… {Clip of Syxx Pac running Jayle over with a car in a parking lot before an SHWF event} …it’s a wonder why you’re still alive! The reason: The SHWF shut down! Now we’re in Extreme Hardcore Wrestling. You and I both know that your time will come and you will eventually have to meet THE MAN! You make think that I’ve forgotten about you, but I ask you…how in the FUCK can someone forget who ran him over with a car?? And now after what you did to my close buddy, Eclipse, you’re gonna pay DEARLY! If I get my hands on you tonight, which I plan on doing, you will feel pain. But the pain that you feel tonight will be far less than the pain that I plan on dishing out to you over the course of the rest of the year. I won’t finish you all at once, instead your death will be slow and agonizing…and VERY funny to Eclipse and I. Syxx Pac, I am serving notice that the darkest cloud ever has formed…and it’s formed right over top of you! Assman: Ummm, what exactly was that?? Finn: I’m guessing he’s a bit mad at Mr. Syxx Pac… Lawler: Finn, you are not to bright………..He’s not mad at Syxx Pac, he’s furious!!!!!!! Finn: The word has reached us that Eclipse suffered major knee damage and will need immidiate reconstructive surgery. He will be side lined for 2-3 months. Assman: Let’s get to the next match shall we………. Jayle VS. Carnage As Carnage walked out of his dressing room he was blind-sided by Jayle, who was waiting near by. Jayle pounded Carnage’s face into the wall and floor. As Carnage lie out cold on the floor, Jayle climbed on to one of the near by tables and jumped on to Carnage’s face. Pulling him by his hair, Jayle took the bloodied up Carnage to the ring and laided him face-down on the mat. Let’s take you to the final moments of that match…. Lawler: Jayle’s on top……… Assman: He flies off the top, right on to the back of Carnage’s head. Finn: There is blood everywhere!!!! Assman: Jayle goes for The Jaylebreak…….he hits it!!! Finn: One………two………..three!!! Lawler: Jayle just picked up Carnage and…….THREW HIM IN THE CROWD!!!!!! Assman: Jayle’s gone mad!!!!! Lawler: You just figured that out??!!!!! Finn: Let’s get on with the show…….. Winner: Jayle via The Jaylebreak Time: 3:55 Rating: 4/10 Outlaw VS. ‘Franchise’ Derek Stevenson This match was ruled a no-contest after Jayle refuses to leave the ring and proceeds to beat the living crap outta Outlaw before the match even begins. Winner: No-Contest Time: 0:00 Rating: 0/10 Main Event Ladder Match for the EHW Extreme Title Jack Luthor VS Marcus The Dream Wallace The was one of the best matches of the night with AWESOME high-impact attacks and LOADS of out-of- the-ring action. There were a few close tries at the belt strung high above the ring, but none of them was the winning attempt. In the end of this action-packed matchup, only one man could reign victorious. Let’s take you to the end of the match for the results… Assman: …pulls Luthor off the ladder. Wallace, going for the ladder… Finn: And he just NAILED him with it. It appears that Luthor may be finished. Wallace, sets the ladder back up and starts to climb. Lawler: Wallace is almost at the top of the ladder and Luthor has yet to move. Wallace is about three steps away from becoming the first EHW Extreme Champion. Finn: He’s just about there. Two steps away, one step away and it looks like…YES!! He has it…we have a new champio… Assman: HE DOESN’T HAVE IT!! How in the fuck did he miss that?? Finn: Wallace is reaching for the belt and it looks like he’s got it this time…what?? The belt is moving!?! Assman: The belt is moving up…how the-? Lawler: HAHAHA! Look! It’s CRAZY Brady, he’s in the rafters and he’s pulling up the belt! Assman: Brady’s got the belt and now what? HE’S MOVING IT! Finn: Where’s he moving the belt? Assman: Right over top of Luthor! Wait…he’s swinging the belt back and forth and back and forth…OH!! He nailed Wallace with it. Finn: Brady, lowering the belt and Luthor is re-gaining consiousness…HE’S GOT THE BELT!! Assman: WE HAVE A WINNER!! Finn: Jack Luthor is the NEW, Extreme Hardcore Wrestling Extreme Champion!! What a fantastic match!! Lawler: We’re sorry folks, we’ve gotta go! Assman: Join us on Friday for the Horror House!! Winner (and new EHW Extreme Champion): Jack Luthor Time: 36:03 Rating: 8½/10