Sexually slanted lines from 'The Princess Bride' (1987): 1) Grandfather:"The only joy she found was in her daily ride." 2) Inigo:"I'm going to do him left-handed." Vezzini:"You know what a hurry we're in!" Inigo:"It is the only way I can be satisfied. If I use my right, over too quickly." 3) Grandson: "Doesn't sound too bad. I'll try to stay awake." 4) Inigo: "Hello there! Slow going?" Dread Pirate Roberts: "Look.. I don't mean to be rude, but this is not as easy as it looks so I'd appreciate it if you didn't distract me." 5) Buttercup: "My Westley will always come for me." 6) Westley: "I told you I would always come for you. Why didn't you wait for me?" 7) Buttercup: "He didn't come." 8) Granfather: "His name was Westley, but she never called him that." 9) Buttercup: "I want to see my face shining in it by morning." 10) Vezzini: "Relax! No-one in Guilder knows what we've done, and no-one in Florin could have gotten here so fast!" 11) Vezzini: "You were this great legendary thing, and yet he gains!" 12) Inigo: "Look, he's right on top of us!" 13) Inigo: "Wait.. wait.. we'll wait until you're ready." 14) Inigo: "You are wonderful!" Westley: "Thank you, I've worked hard to become so." Inigo: "I admit it, you are better than I am." Westley: "Then why are you smiling?" 15) Dread Pirate Roberts: "Get used to disappointment." 16) Dread Pirate Roberts: "Look, are you just fiddling around with me or what?" Fezzik: "I just want you to feel that you are doing well!" 17) Humperdinck: "Ranged all over. They were both masters." 18) Vezzini: "Wait till I get going! Now, where was I?" 19) Buttercup: "I was giving you a chance. It does not matter where you take me." 20) Humperdinck: "If she is otherwise, when I find her, I shall be very put out." 21) Dread Pirate Roberts: "Once word leaks out that a pirate has gone soft, people disobey you and it's nothing but work, work, work all the time!" 23) Aged Booer: "Because you had love in your hands, and you gave it up!" 24) Count Rugin: "Now where is that secret knot? It's impossible to find." 25) Inigo: "I do not budge. Keep your "Ho there". 26) Fezzik: "I'm sorry, Inigo, I did not mean to jog him so hard." 27) Valerie: "Chocolate coating makes it go down easier, but you'll have to wait fifteen minutes for full potency." 28) Westley: "I'll beat you two apart! I'll take you both together!" 29) Humperdinck: "You don't seem excited, my little muffet." Buttercup: "Should I be?" Humperdinck: "Brides often are, I'm told." 30) Inigo: "Fezzik!! I need you!!" 31) Westley: "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. 'Twould be a pity to damage yours." (that one's obvious) 32) Buttercup: "At a time like this, that's all you can say, "gently"? 34) Westley: "What hideous sin have you committed lately?" 35) Westley: "Make it as tight as you like."