There Once Was A Vampire Named Nick... by any number of us
| There once was a vampire named Nick Whose master he killed with a stick But ole Lucien came back And got his boy in the sack Now that was a hell of a trick Cousin Shelley |
There once was a vampire named Nick Who thought Lacroix, his master, quite sick But the love to hate ratio Ended up in fellatio And a ride on Lucien's dick Cousin Shelley |
| There once was a vampire named Nick, Never seemed learning his lessons too quick. But under LaCroix' 'lash'... He learned in a flash. When he found that Master's tongue also could lick! Illinois Jules |
There once was a vampire named Nick... Liked sucking his master's thick dick. When Dad choked back a moan, Said, "Leave it alone! It's as raw as my flesh against brick!!" Illinois Jules |
| There once was a vampire, Nick Knight Who gave Lacroix grief, and a fight But with vampiric speed And sexual need A stroke, a kiss and a bite Cousin Shelley |
There once was a vampire named Nick Whose master thought him a mighty fine pick. From his head to his feet, A succulent treat, His cream center he sucked down real quick. Leslie GS |
| There once was a vampire named Nick, Who thought bedding his Master was sick. Viewed it as insane. 'Though he couldn't refrain, Once Ol' 'Tight Ass' got him off quick! Illinois Jules |
There once was a vampire named Nicholas, Who'd none ever accused of being dickless. In fact - rumor goes: It perpetually grows... And even Lacroix has choked on its thickness! Illinois Jules |
| There once was a vampire named Nick, Despised LaCroix 'n' his ev-er-y trick. But after a fashion, 'Twas misguided passion... For the thought of him stiffen'd his dick. Illinois Jules |
There once was a vampire named Nick, Whose Master adored to the quick. For when his long pale cock Was as hard as a rock... It could perform ev'ry conceivable trick! Illinois Jules |
1998