Limericks About Being UFfish
by Any Number of Us
When UFers have got a bad cold
Or are feeling particularly old
They just picture something sticky
Between their LaCroix and Nicky
Then search Jadfe for stuff brazen and bold

Lora

You UFfers suffering with a limerical rash,
Think "Web-site..?" 'fore sending your words in a flash.
Say yea or nay, please,
Don't your Archivist tease;
The creature's really quite good with a lash.

Consider just a few words 'cross the top
Before getting heavy with Nick and his pop.
"Post, please, Les,"
Or "Don't, these are a mess,"
Will keep your heinies safe from my razor strop.

Leslie GS

I cower, I cringe, bury my head in my hands--
Once again I have failed our Archivist's demands!
I have no excuse
For this wanton abuse...
Will it work if I just blame it on glands?

Stormborn

1999


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