"Operator, operator, please do tell me the name of that lovely man that always seems to come for me when I’m not around."

"Is it me, or is it....me?"

"I was mad at the bible. I’ve been mad at the bible for a long time...well, at least the pictures are getting better."

"The pretty boys get the S.T.Ds from the ugly girls who wanted to be pretty girls."

"I’ve always wanted to be older. When I’m on my deathbed, I’ll be wanting the womb."

"Strike one. You’re out."

"I always wanted to be Mario, every action controlled, and the addictive goals of conquering and mastering a mere character."

"Luigi was the homo."

"If I’m gonna be the center of attention, IM GONNA BE THE CENTER OF ATTENTION."

"Maybe I didn’t eat enough Flinstones vitamins."

"I used to tape-record my own poetry, just so I would have a decent person to listen to it."

"LIFE FOR SALE, by owner."

"Commercials are getting better. Life will be ok...if only commercials get better."

"Ahhh...boxes. Boxes. Boxes. Boxes."

"Sometimes when I look in the mirror, I ask her to shut her eyes on that side."

"I always feel like I’m being watched. It’s like a perverted kind of hard stare. I don’t know...maybe it’s God."

"Freedom is exactly that."

"We mutilate and dye our skin to pass the time."

"Hi. I would like you to meet _____, my time-bider."

"Rocking back and forth gives you a sense of balance. Knowing how far you can go forward, and how far back you’ll allow yourself to go."

"I’ll be here when you change your mind."

"We often mistake breathing for living."

"We make such a fuss about sticking organs into one another."

"I was alot less lonely being a whore, but I'd rather be alone, and with myself, than alone, and with another."

"Furry bushes speak to me and YOU'RE worried about your C+??"

"My tongue ring is a permanent comforting nipple, always in my mouth."

"I see the same expression in her face singing, that I do, climaxing."

"Some people call it poetry, I call it exhaling."

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