American version of the Giardini di Boboli, in Florence.
-Le jardin des plantes (The garden of the plants).
A famous Parisian garden. Are there gardens without plants?
-I NEED to go to Eurodisney!
Comment in Venice.
-Before a guided tour in Vienna, a kind lady asks us: Are you from the United Kingdom?
Answer: No, we're from Mexico.
Lady: Ah, because there's a tour in Italian.
-When reading an Austrian bill:
Look, Zwanzig Schilling, that's this man's name. And this is his brother, Fünfzig Schilling.
Note: zwanzig=20
fünfzig=50
Schilling=Austrian currency.
-In Austria, talking about typical dishes: We have to try the Schnitzel, the Pretzel and the Hansel and Gretel.
-In Salzburg... Mazert
(Mozart's stunt...)
-German tourist guide: 'Now, we are here'. 'Sometimes it looks like snow but INFECT is stone.'
-The tourist guide once again: Ludwig is a very outstanding REIGN.
-Comments of Austrian people about the weather: Our weather is like Italy's.
(Yes, but inside a fridge)
-Comment after a travelling day, changing trains and buses in small villages in Austria and Switzerland.
Thank God we didn't miss any train...now we've lost it.
(And the train started its long journey, leaving some people behind...at the station).
-Europe is full of Europeans.
-I'm interested in the Mexican Astequaz. (No lo kreo)
-Talking about tourism
There are less people on Mondays, especially during week days.
"This does look like "The carnival of the animals".
-The one who goes there isn't "The last of the Mohicans" but "The last of the Mexicans".
The name of the principal shrine in Orlando is "Mary Queen of the Universe".
"I believe it should be: Mary Queen of the Universe of Energy."
-A tourist:
"Polanco is a less native quarter in Mexico City".
"Twister airlines"
Their slogan must be "we're gonna hit Kansas".
American Airlines' publicity at the International Airport in Mexico City. Either the "T" of "trip" fell down or they're just warning you...
"Look, they've also got pretzels here..."
In a tour in the Vallé de la Loire, in France:
Guide: "The Freinch..."(The French)
"Because Freins..." (Because France)
"Here you can see the Cher River, despite the fact that it isn't loved..."
In a tour in Germany:
Guide: "when there's something interesting you can take advantage and look through the window (really?, at a sightseeing tour)
Guide: "The language I speak the best is nonsense". (Quality for your money)
-At a visit to the Ludwigsburg castle in Germany.
This barroque castle has so many angels that somebody should put some DDT!.
-A tourist tasting different sorts of cheese in France.
"Mmm... It´ not exactly good"
(laughter)
"Well, the other was very bad"
