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Darth Gador (Darth Vader + refrigerator in Spanish)

I think it can get sleepy (talking about the floor, maybe sleepery).

Let tell you.

During the Italian lesson: Bon Jovi! (Wouldn't it be: 'buon giorno'?)

I have to aks you a question. (the question is going to be chopped in pieces).

Ludwig is a very outstanding REIGN.

Sometimes it looks like snow but INFECT is stone.

"This was the aniversity' (probably the fusion between 'anniversary' and 'university').

Twenty and nine (20+9, other examples are two+elve=twelve).

I was baptised 6 hours after I was born. "Was the original sin chasing you?"

As Stevie Wonder said: "Let's see"

As Michael Jackson said: "Do I make myself clear?"

SPECIAL!!! This is a letter a Japanese guy wrote using a computer translator...
"Hello, it begins it.
I am Japanese.
I am a 39-year old male.
I live in Tokio of Japan.
As for I, there is not a marriage calendar.
I do not smoke.
I hardly drink alcohol.
As for I the height, is 189 cm.
As for I the weight, is 87 kg.
As for I, the blood group is A.
I am 2 oldest son of three sisters and the younger sister is sufficient. I have the parents. My hobby is a drive, motorbike, trip, open-air bath. The trip likes the interior, Asia area and Hawaii.
There is a problem in me. I am able to understand only Japanese. I, hear, talk the words of other countries and, write and cannot read. This letter I use the machine. Therefore, an easy sentence can translate into Japanese, translate into English it. However, the basis of the software is soft supporting the translation into Japanese. Namely, it is not a complete thing. Thereupon, I write the answer to me, if I think Japanese that, be interested in Japan and understand and may come in Japan or it is a little in you. It needs not to do the decision that comes to Japan here now. If you had the interest in Japan and me, I write the answer to me."

Thanks to: Alejandra Pardo and Raúl for their contributions.

Hi there Mexican lady, "kumusta?" (Spanish probably spoken in Sumatra).

Camon in the kitchen very much.

"Indian Joe" (instead of Indiana Jones).

What do you oping of this cuent?

No discussion, otherwise is a dismother.

'Guzzlings'... I don't know what it is, but to me it sounds obscene...

My father's English was like the morse code.

The "Vasco" language is so difficult that the devil tried to learn it and just couldn't.

I left my groom's shower speaking in Basic.

*E-mail sent by an unknown person, unknown to the English language as well.
Hello,

I would like if you talk about me that it is what it like you that class of music it is the one that you like to listen to.

I would like that you count me of the places that have in order to visit and also in order to have a good time and if you have any collection.

If you like the cinema and that I generate am that buy you like

excuse me but be not written very well in English and I hope to could improve so don't mistake me

it is called Pedro and I am from Mexico of a state that is called Nuevo León and of her look after Monterrey.

With "H" as in airplane. (In which language???)

(Talking about orthography) "I am for the idea that there's always a "b" in excess."

Es más o menos the same...

Anonymous e-mail:
Simply hit reply to reply to this message (really???)
The message follows:
Mama mia!! Why do seagulls live by the sea?
Because if they lived by the bay they would be called bagels. Thanks.

We're in the past century... because the past one is always the one that is before the present one. That is, we are in the 19th century. (Maybe the Y2K bug...)

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