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History

Why did you want to know at what age was Sissi born?

How many years did Sissi lived?
60? She lived quite enough for being murdered.


For me, everything that's related to the Islam is jewish.

Every old fashioned polititian has a park, a street, an equestrian statue and a school...

Where do I work? 'It's an old Scottish story'.

Mina was the 19th century's Superman.

The franciscan outfit is like a robe with a little waist cord, nothing of those Christian Dior's designs.

Zeus had more children than the Revolution.

What made me too eager to know more about the Holocaust was my entrance to Kindergarten.

The Etruscans went to heaven if they didn't falsify vases.

The Creole people were Spaniards in minor.

-At the National Museum of Anthropology and History.
"I like that chicken..." (talking about an Aztec eagle knight figurine)

"What do humans mean to me... they are nothing else than a blink of an eye in the time of history... unlike me, you can actually read about me here and there in history. Know about Pompei?... Well, that was me... I dropt my cigarrette and the whole thing blew up... Who would have thought that, hum?"