I can't eat horse meat because I fell like eating My Little Pony.
I want to go to Mc Donald's (comment in Venice).
I want some orange juice myself (me, my, myself).
The power without the bread is nothing
The top of the crème of the top of the crème of the top of the crème... (the best, no doubt).
I don't want to eat chicken because it hears. (????????)
-A bilingual menu at a Teotihuacan restaurant:
Orden de pan Breath order
pan=bread.
Part of the objective of renting a movie is that you can see your pizza.
-a week later- Order your pizza, so that you can eat it as you eat the movie.
I wouldn't be able to have a parrot... after so much yelling, I'd make it soup.
-In a recipe book:
1 cup of stir cream, stirred.
If the acethic acid had four hydrogenes, you wouldn't be able to use it on salads. (Chemistry teacher)
If you taste styro foam, you'll notice a certain horrible flavor.
Talking about pasta, we have meatballs.
Those Daewoo washing machines were invented because in Japan there are no avocado spots.
-The tea I served you is the Prince of Wales'
-So, is it going to taste like Prince Charles? I believe this is the tea Camilla drinks.
-Glossary of a recipe book:
"Milk: the natural alimentary cow product." (No, really?)
Las Vegas has been much decaffeinated.
-Yes.
-I wonder, which kind of meat do they use for that?
-I think that must be old meat that was left from previous days.
The peach ribs (???)
"Look, they've also got pretzels here..."
-A tourist tasting different sorts of cheese in France.
"Mmm... It´ not exactly good"
(laughter)
"Well, the other was very bad"
"Look, they've also got pretzels here..."
-A tourist tasting different sorts of cheese in France.
"Mmm... It´ not exactly good"
(laughter)
"Well, the other was very bad"
-Tequila Sunraisse
-Jeres
-Dalquirí
That is more dangerous than eating veal meat.
How many pounds have you been married for?
In a restaurant-
"I'll have an orange juice but without cheese"
A filled chantilly
