-At Barcelone's zoo, a father and his son were watching the zebras.
Kid: "Look, the zebras!"
Dad: "They ain't zebras... they're horses with stripes..."
Our ancestors were bacteria swimming together in the primitive soup, so now we're cousins.
"We're brothers..."
Yes, but Dracula's brothers.
With stuff "in vitro" is as if you had your children in an aquarium..."
-By your mother, haven't you ever cheated, Memo?
No, never on my mother.
My mother was very diplomatic. She came in and said: "Either you arrange that room or you'll go to sleep on the side walk".
To name your son after you is like writing: "John was here" on fresh concrete.
If I wait to study my Master's degree I'll be filled with children.
Mom, don't touch the dogs anymore because you've already washed your hands.
I'm not touching them, I'm just caressing them.
My mother says I keep on growing up... "imagine what optimism is".
Dante had three children with servant's names.
Zeus had more children than the Revolution.
-"Yes, generally babies get older with time..."
-At a baptism.
"Oh, your nephew looks like the Pope today!"
When I left, my mother was aslept and my father was taking a look at his stomach...
