Melissa... I am an idiot!
My second name is danger.
Call me a vampire.
Finally, I’m too stupid for my brain.
Nothing compares to me.
Only me...
I'll do my best... you have to.
I'm not sure I have a brain, but I have a pain.
You can't take a picture of myself because your camera won't stand that much perfection.
I shine too much to be in your picture.
Am I badly made?
My best friend is Saint Peter.
Conversation with somebody very special:
-'Oh, God!'
-'Yes?'
I always have good ideas.
Nobody's perfect, except me.
I'm too sexy for my brain.
The perfect man in the perfect body.
I'm really proud of being myself
Don't over estimate me.
I don't think I'm handsome, but what is my humble opinion in front of thousands of women's?
You look like a friend of mine..."Sean Connery?"
Martha and I, when we had a life in common, we thought about having our egotheque.
I learnt that pedestrians must pass first, especially if their last name is 'Valle'. (Mario idem)
With this nose, you can have a front and a profile view of me at the same time.
My mother says I keep on growing, that's optimism!
How do you feel? 'Much better because with that pain I walked like a crashed Ford...'
I believe I'm an evolved being because I don't have the wisdom teeth.
I'm bothered not to be recognized as a sympathetical being.
The only thing my mother can't do is killing spiders.
Welcome to Loserville... Population...YOU!
You're a national symbol..
-Yes, I've already felt like an eagle.
I'm used to having problems with my shoes, I always get it, I guess it's some sort of punishment from God because I'm so damn cool!
"What do humans mean to me... they are nothing else than a blink of an eye in the time of history... unlike me, you can actually read about me here and there in history. Know about Pompei?... Well, that was me... I dropt my cigarrette and the whole thing blew up... Who would have thought that, hum?"
I'm going out with me...
"Wrinkles, wrinkles on your face
wonder how you've got'em there.
That's the worst thing I have seen,
like a raisin in the spring"
