There are already some diseases by pharmacy's drugs. Saturdays and Sundays.
On a Sears hair dryer:
Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be .. how??)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's *just* a suggestion!)
On a hotel provided with shower cap in a box: Fits one head. (!!!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on the bottom of the box)--Do not turn upside down. (Too late! You lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure???)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time???)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts!)
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (Or pets! What's for dinner?)
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to outer space or underground)
On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Hmmmm, now I'm curious)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (no comment)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (what is going on here?)
On a child's superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Way to destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)
"Maid -willing to work- required" (That's too much to ask for...)
"To our subscriptors: we apologize for the delays in the magazine's delivery. Unfortunately, it was lost. We thank you for understanding."
-Written on a sticker:
"Give blood, play hockey"
"Welcome to Loserville. Population:...YOU"
-At a chinese restaurant:
"Soy sauce is salted, please taste your food before you prepare it"
'Convenient connections from Mexico, to more than 130 destinies in the United States and United' (Wow, a new country!)
-In Oslo, Norway.
-Where is that?
-In Norway.
-Where?
-Twister Airlines
I believe their slogan is "we're gonna hit Kansas..."
American Airlines' publicity at the International Airport in Mexico City. Either the "T" of "trip" fell down or they're just warning you...
(Why do they put it inside, on the back of the door?)
-Publicity from the Louvre Museum, in Paris, in which you can see the image of the Venus of Milo:
"The Louvre opens its arms for you"
